“I’m trying to get along with my new roommates, but when Clyde brings a chick home, I gotta sleep on the couch.” — Paul
“We kinda got into an argument over the bills, but then Clyde’s sis Bonnie shows up and Justin gets hella excited.” — Paul
“Justin tries to make a move on Bonnie, until he’s distracted by Clyde and his latest ’cause.’” — Paul
“My dad just shows up and tries to get me to move back home.” — Paul
“After my dad finally bounces, it gets crazy cuz Justin and Clyde give me a bunch of shit.” — Paul
“Me and Justin find out Clyde’s a major perv. Oh and my boss at work is a total dick.” — Paul
“Justin is tripping on me about money, but Clyde might get me a job where he works.” — Paul
“Bonnie is trying to help me chill, and I might get a job at Harry Palm’s Adult Emporium.” — Paul
“Justin and Clyde throw their annual Halloween party and think they can beat me and Bonnie in beer pong.” — Paul
“I went to see my dad. He’s such a dork. Oh and Justin and Clyde and I talk about how you would pay for hookers and stuff if the world didn’t have cash.” — Paul
“Bonnie stops by while I’m soaking wet, Clyde gets in deep shit at the park and I get an unexpected visit.” — Paul
“Patricia shows up just to bust my balls! WTF?” — Paul
“Bonnie invited me and my dad and Patricia over for Thanksgiving dinner, but we got kinda distracted along the way.” — Paul
“My dad took us on a road trip to show me where he and my mom first, you know… which is just gross… but he got us lost.” — Paul
“I invited Bonnie and Clyde and Justin to my crazy Grandpa’s place in the mountains. What was I thinking?” — Paul
“After we opened presents and stuff, the power goes out. Then later we all chilled in Grandpa’s hot tub. Oh and Bonnie’s kinda cool, you know?” — Paul
“Me and Justin and Clyde went to New York, cuz I won a free trip on the radio. And my cousin Tony who lives there showed us around. Tony didn’t look like a hit man the last time I saw him.” — Paul
“Bonnie helps me get a new job. And then Clyde and Justin want to take ME on a trip!” — Paul
As shocking as it may seem, even the cast of Poor Paul ‘effs up once in a while!