Episode Nine

The Point Blank co-hosts Diane Barbara-Jane (Linda Cullen) and Steele Drummond (Bob Robertson) in this episode introduce three investigative pieces: Two Ply Or Not Two Ply - Dangerous chemicals in our food and water are regulated so that we never consume deadly quantities. But does anyone expect a deadly chemical concoction in our toilet paper? Reporter - Julian Van Wart (Ben Wilkinson). What A Pill - Placebos: The newest miracle cure on the market. Can the public overdose on fake medicine? Reporter - Hepzibah Fridge (Dagmar Midcap). Me Tarzan, You Jaded - Lance Tarzan, the direct descendant of Tarzan of the Apes, can't seem to get a part playing Tarzan in the movies. Is it because he's gay? Reporter - MacArthur Fantutti (Tammy Bentz). In closing, we have a parting shot from Harry Flotsam (Campbell Lane) on the subject of Teddy Bears.