Takes place a few days after the first episode. Tess's apartment is robbed, and she comes to the guys for help. While they make sure that her apartment is safe, Randy takes the opportunity to steal her diary so that he can find out more about her and what she wants in a man. Everyone except Cal tells Randy he shouldn't have done that. P.J. keeps telling everyone that his dog is named after them so that they will like him.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Dan Staley | Writer | ||
| Rob Long | Writer | ||
| Tom Leopold | Writer | ||
| Paul Willson | Guest Star | ||
| Arlene Sanford | Director |