While Crowley enacts his plan with unintended results, Alfred, Bazza and Daveboy set out to find out who had the nerve to steal from them.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jimmy Dowdall | Writer | ||
| Anna Chancellor | Guest Star | Frances Gaunt | |
| Peter Saracen | Guest Star | Coal Seller | |
| Marc Bannerman | Guest Star | Ken the Spot | |
| Fiz Marcus | Guest Star | Market Trader | |
| Jonjo O'Neill | Guest Star | Aleister Crowley | |
| Ed Sayer | Guest Star | Banjo | |
| Suuz Endah | Guest Star | Rita | |
| Lee McQueen | Guest Star | Vic Dobson | |
| Danny Webb | Guest Star | John Ripper | |
| Daniel Cerqueira | Guest Star | Dorian | |
| Faisal Mohammed | Guest Star | Monty | |
| Dermot Crowley | Guest Star | Archbishop Potter | |
| Rosa Coduri-Fulford | Guest Star | Sheri | |
| James Purefoy | Guest Star | Captain Gulliver Troy | |
| Sally Tatum | Guest Star | Miss Dixon | |
| Jessica De Gouw | Guest Star | Melanie Troy | |
| Jessica Ellerby | Guest Star | The Queen | |
| Rob Bailey | Director |