This time we report, speculate, paraphrase, and pontificate on another week’s worth of product launches, press releases, and insecurity news. Also, a burger. Apple M2’s many things, Intel does 13900KS (Kentucky Shrout Edition around these parts) and Gen 4 scalable Xeons, CAMM winns finally, 30TB of Micron and Monoprice small speakers impress. The live show version of that review is banned in 3 countries, this one included. See the timestamps below for all the rest!