Aside from his usual, daily, annoying and accident-ridden behaviour, Selwyn's readying himself to make a speech at a small remembrance gathering for a recently deceased friend.
Labouring under the misapprehension that he's about to appear on This Is Your Life, Selwyn is disappointed to find out that 'Eamonn Andrews' isn't who he thinks it is.
After another performer fails to arrive at the club, Selwyn starts making a sign for the outside of the building, so that no-one will be able to miss it.