Hazel has thrown herself into directing an amateur production of "Pirates of Penzance". Martin, despite having two parts and being in charge of the box office , is sulking because of the lack of an anniversary present from her. Stage Manager Ethel is on a diet, Harry is doing the special effects but remains very confused about his role and Kim is in charge of publicity. She has set up a dark room to develop her photos in the shed. Harry and Kim end up winning a Funny Face competition.