After almost five months of marriage, newlywed life seems less…new. It's been two weeks with no sex – Blair is feeling disconnected and insecure, but the more pressure he puts on, the less turned on Jeff becomes. John is finding Kathryn's ever-expanding body unattractive, which angers Kathryn. Tina tries to heat up her sex life with a sexy dance, but Tarz finds her “cute” instead of sexy. At least Kim and Alaska manage a sexy reunion after doing their own thing on opposite coasts, but as soon as the next separation approaches, the couple is on edge.