All Seasons

Season 1

  • S01E01 Newlyweds Clean House

    • August 19, 2003
    • MTV

    Nick moves his stuff from his condo to their house. Jessica has trouble learning to clean up after herself. Nick & Jessica discuss getting a maid.

  • S01E02 Newlyweds and Dancers

    • August 26, 2003
    • MTV

    Jessica goes to a dancer audition with Nick and is unamused to see him dancing around with half-naked girls. Jessica goes shopping and spends $746.00 on 4 items,which makes Nick a little uneasy. Nick & Jessica preform for the USO Troops.

  • S01E03 Newlyweds Go Camping

    • September 2, 2003
    • MTV

    Nick & Jessica go camping with Nick's brother Drew,his wife Lea,and their German Shepherd Dog named Luka. The girls freak out about the possibility of bears being around.

  • S01E04 Newlyweds Go Golfing

    • September 9, 2003
    • MTV

    Jessica is upset when Nick goes to the Playboy Mansion; Nick takes Jessica golfing for the first time.

  • S01E05 The New Newlyweds

    • September 16, 2003
    • MTV

    Jessica records a new song; Nick's 82 yr old grandmother gets married.

  • S01E06 Newlyweds on Vacation

    • September 23, 2003
    • MTV

    It's the 4th of July and Jessica sings live on the NBC Fourth Of July Fireworks Spectacular; Nick, Jessica, Drew, & Lea take a vacation to the Bahamas.

  • S01E07 Newlyweds Decorate

    • September 30, 2003
    • MTV

    Jessica goes out of town to promote her new book, ""Jessica Simpson I Do: Achieving Your Dream Wedding""; Nick decides to start decorating the house while Jessica is out of town.

  • S01E08 Newlyweds and Videos

    • October 7, 2003
    • MTV

    Nick and Jessica both shoot new music videos. Jessica's turns out great, Nick's not so great.

  • S01E09 Newlyweds Birthday

    • October 14, 2003
    • MTV

    Nick battles bees; Drew and Lea throw a huge Alice In Wonderland Theme Party for Jessica's 23rd birthday.

  • S01E10 Newlyweds Cook Dinner

    • October 21, 2003
    • MTV

    Jessica cooks dinner for Nick. Nick takes Jessica on a romantic getaway to San Diego.

Season 2

  • S02E01 The Anniversary

    • January 21, 2004
    • MTV

    After Jessica's dad books her to sing, Nick and Jessica are forced to celebrate their first anniversary in Atlantic City; after the trip is interrupted by Oktoberfest they head off for a romantic night in New York.

  • S02E02 Nick's 30th B-Day

    • January 28, 2004
    • MTV

    Jessica takes a trip to New York for an interview at radio station Z100 and to Dallas to perform at her old high school. Jessica plans a surprise filled party for Nick's 30th birthday.

  • S02E03 The Newlyweds Shop

    • February 4, 2004
    • MTV

    Jessica goes shopping, among the many things she buys is $1400 sheets. Nick buys two arcade games and rents a fork lift to get them in the house. The house becomes a haven for crows. Nick and Jessica relax at the house and watch a DVD.

  • S02E04 The French Language

    • February 11, 2004
    • MTV

    Nick & Jessica do a sketch for VH1 Big in 2003; Jessica has problems memorizing the complex dialogue. Nick is in the Detroit American Thanksgiving Parade. Nick & Jessica spend Thanksgiving with family at the Simpson House in Waco, TX.

  • S02E05 The Duet

    • February 18, 2004
    • MTV

    Nick & Jessica have a hectic December with 18 different shows to perform; Nick & Jessica make plans to record a duet.

  • S02E06 A Newlyweds Christmas

    • February 25, 2004
    • MTV

    Nick & Jessica spend the Christmas holidays with family in Cincinnati and Dallas.

  • S02E07 Jessica's 'Dessert'

    • March 3, 2004
    • MTV

    Jessica promotes her new perfume line called ""Dessert;"" rumors of Jessica being pregnant circulate.

  • S02E08 Puppy Maddness

    • March 10, 2004
    • MTV

    Jessica has to sing the National Anthem at the Sugar Bowl but her hairdresser cannot make it; Nick and Jessica discuss what kind of dog to get.

  • S02E09 The Newlyweds Vacation

    • March 17, 2004
    • MTV

    Nick, Jessica, Drew, and Lea go skiing; Nick has problems skiing.

  • S02E10 Valentine's Day

    • March 24, 2004
    • MTV

    Jessica plans an elaborate Valentine's Day for her and Nick.

Season 3

  • S03E01 Newlyweds Two Year Anniversary

    • January 26, 2005
    • MTV

    Nick and Jessica celebrate their two-year wedding anniversary in Napa Valley, California.

  • S03E01 CaCee Moves In

    • June 16, 2004
    • MTV

    Jessica's best friend and personal assistant moves in; Nick and Jessica perform at the Houston Livestock Show.

  • S03E02 Jess Gets A Root Canal

    • February 2, 2005
    • MTV

    Jessica has a toothache and has to get a root canal. Meanwhile, Nick goes shopping for Halloween supplies.

  • S03E02 Mismatched Threesome

    • June 23, 2004
    • MTV

    Nick gets frustrated with Jessica and her friend; the couple goes out for a romantic dinner.

  • S03E03 Being Famous Ain't Easy

    • June 30, 2004
    • MTV

    Nick & Jessica must deal with aggressive paparazzi and fans; Nick & Jessica rent a house in Palm Springs with her family for Easter.

  • S03E04 Eye Surgery

    • July 7, 2004
    • MTV

    Nick & Drew go deep-sea fishing; Jessica performs at a USO show in Dallas, TX; Jessica & CaCee get Lasik eye surgery.

  • S03E05 Newlyweds Baby

    • July 14, 2004
    • MTV

    Nick & Jessica visit friends in Arizona and take turns babysitting their friends newborn baby; Nick contemplates becoming a Big Brother.

  • S03E06 The Kentucky Derby

    • July 21, 2004
    • MTV

    Nick and Jessica attend the Kentucky Derby.

  • S03E07 Nick and Joe

    • July 28, 2004
    • MTV

    When Jessica has a closed set photo shoot, Nick and her dad, Joe, bond by going ATVing, golfing, and deep sea fishing.

  • S03E08 The Traveling Newlyweds

    • August 4, 2004
    • MTV

    Nick & Drew are in Fiji to take part in the Kelly Slater Surf Invitational; Jessica is in New Orleans to shoot the video for her song 'Angel.'

  • S03E09 Nick's Lawn

    • August 11, 2004
    • MTV

    While Jessica is on tour Nick decides to grass in the open lot next to the house.

  • S03E10 The Newlyweds

    • August 18, 2004
    • MTV

    Jessica experiences problems while preparing for her tour; Nick participates in batting practice with the Cincinnati Reds; Nick and Jessica return to the site of their wedding.