Dick fills in on a kiddie TV program for its ailing host, Pirate Pete. Dick is appalled at Pete's commercialism and inadvertantly gets the programs cancelled. Dick tries his hardest to get Pete reinstated. Meanwhile, George plays a practical joke on Stephanie, adjusting her scale up two pounds.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gary Belkin | Writer | ||
| David Wayne | Guest Star | ||
| Gail Landry | Guest Star | ||
| Peter Baldwin | Director |