In the first show of the series, team captains Phill Jupitus and Noel Fielding are joined by Olympian Greg Rutherford, N-Dubz's Fazer, comedienne Sarah Millican and Mark Hoppus of Blink-182 with guest host Kathy Burke.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Christine Rose | Writer | ||
| Jamie Deeks | Writer | ||
| Martin Trenaman | Writer | ||
| Dan Johnston | Writer | ||
| Pete Sinclair | Writer | ||
| Ewen MacIntosh | Writer | ||
| Dave Lamb | Writer | ||
| Dave Cohen | Writer | ||
| Jack Brough | Writer | ||
| Fazer | Guest Star | ||
| Sarah Millican | Guest Star | ||
| Greg Rutherford | Guest Star | ||
| Mark Hoppus | Guest Star | ||
| Kathy Burke | Guest Star | ||
| Nick Harris | Director |