It's hairy pits, goddesses, and and koala bears around every corner for the boys on their first official day in Conan Exiles.
Today the boys set out to make new ... friends ... and build competing churches! Compulsory friendships: all in the name of love!
Neebs sets out on his most difficult journey yet - making dye - while the rest of the guys go on an amazing adventure to ruins, a jungle, and beyond.
Neebs is reunited with Simon while Thick and Appsro venture even further away with their newly-tamed panther and gator.
Neebs, Simon, and Dora beat the juice out of people while Thick tries to make a friend and Appsro looks for spooky treasure. Eventually Simon and Dora decide to beat the juice out of each other instead.
Appsro keeps looking for his treasure, Thick heads home, and the rest of the guys go collect new friends!
Today Simon and Dora head out to destroy a village of gimps while Appsro, Thick, and Neebs hunt for big things to fight.
Neebs and Simon explore the Desert and find a horrifying beast.
Thick and Dora set out to clean the sewers while the other three head for the northern cold by streaking naked through the savannah.
Thick and Dora return for another round with the sewer snake, while Neebs, Appsro, and Simon trek further north in search of ice.
Thick and Dora take on Thick's greatest fear - a giant gross bat demon - while the other three go on a fun little romp through the big city and meet a special someone.
Thick and Dora take on the Witch Queen while the other three are challenged by existing in the first place.
Dora and Thick rally the troops to take on the Witch Queen, and to discover what secrets she may be hiding.
Thick and Appsro head out with Tesla to take on The Arena and the considerable enemies it holds ... while Simon, Dora, and Neebs argue about fish.
With Neebs still lost in the desert, Appsro and Simon head out looking for adventure while Thick and Dora take on - you guessed it - a boss!
The battle to take Asagarth wages on, as Thick and Dora enter the fray while Neebs has a lovely day in the countryside.
The battle to take Asagarth finally reaches a conclusion with new armor crafted by Thick. Afterwards, Neebs and Simon set their sights on a mountain to climb while Appsro, Dora, and Thick take their Big Dingus, Lil' Doofus, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar on an adventure to explore the North!
Hops! Appsro, Thick, and Dora encounter their first Frost Giant on their journey home while Neebs and Simon "defend" their base against a horde of cannibals.
The guys get new thralls, new fur babies, new clothes, new weapon materials, and new appreciations for the cold.
With two of the crew out-of-town, Thick and Dora head for the Unnamed City while Appsro struggles with that dang ol' sewer snake.
Neebs, Simon, and Appsro look for an artisan, killing several artisans in the process, while Thick tries to appease a gorilla god. Then the map room! The more you know, the more you Neebs.
Today we find out the hard way that trebuchets are complicated and hard. Also that Simon is bad at things while Thick is good at things.
Dora and Simon start trapping bosses like fish in a barrel while Neebs, Appsro, and Thick set out looking for priests and treasure and end up taking on a ship of pirates.
Today it's Goddess versus Giant Spider! Place your bets now! Also other things happen.
Today Dora and Simon finally go on vacation and get interrupted by the local wildlife while Neebs, Thick, and Appsro head out to slay a Frost Giant King!
Neebs and Simon set out in search of a new boss to take on while Appsro and Thick ... take on new bosses.
The whole crew takes on the giant king minding his own business in his tomb, and then they break off to all be different flavors of unsuccessful.
Thick, Appsro and Simon take on a gauntlet of increasingly powerful bosses for Jhebbal Sag while Neebs and Dora spend the day in the savannah.
The boys travel go to an ancient city that's sunk beneath the ocean.
Today is a story of rebuilding and licking wounds. The Naked and Afraid episode.
Thick and Appsro dive into the volcano while Neebs, Simon, and Dora take on the undead dragon! What could go wrong?!
Thick leads Appsro deeper into the volcano while Dora leads Neebs and Simon on the search for a priest. What could go wrong with these two ... proven leaders?
Today Appsro and Simon go tip-to-tip while the other three men wrestle with an enormous anaconda. At some point Neebs lets it flap in the wind while Simon tastes something golden.
Thick, Dora, and Simon set out to find the pieces for the very last object of power needed to beat the game! Meanwhile Appsro is obsessed with building his castle and Neebs struggles to mentor a warrior deer.
The Neebs sets out with his partner Santiago while Thick and Dora look for a priest. Meanwhile Appsro and Simon prep the dungeon for some free labor.
Today Neebs and Simon both set goals to find archpriests ... and are halfway successful before a horde of snakes shows up.
The final priests are gathered and the final boss is fought in preparation for next week's finale.
God fight! God fight! God Fight! The victor gets his freedom!
We're back baby!
Today the boys start building bigger, catch their first thrall, and embark on a quest for metal.
Today Simon discovers elevators, Appsro starts decorating, and the other boys go on a journey with Eeyore.
Anthony and Neebs build a gas chamber while Dora, Simon, and Appsro go out in search of gossamer. Eeyore Green Arrow Johnson really comes into his own today.
Today the boys find a giant croc, try to seduce a woman on the beach, and learn how to summon spiders.
Today the boys settle a score.
Today two of the boys set out for brimstone and find a bat, while the other three set out for thick hide and find every other type of hide.
Today we FINALLY get horses, fight a rock boss, a bat boss, and a croc boss, Dora finds a sweet helmet off-screen, and we FINALLY MAKE STEEL!
Today was like... a lot of arguments. And brimstone.
Today we built an elevator for a horse, lost a friend, bagged a dancer, heightened Simon's tower, adopted a ton of pets, faced our fears, beat a boss, finished a mountain base... and a thousand other things that could have been the thumbnail.
Today we find new friends, new pets, and new frozen lands! Note: This is take #2! There was a goof in the video that YouTube was all ???? about and we had to fix it so the video was being shown to all of ya'll.
Today Anthony becomes a deadbeat dad, Appsro explores a monkey cave, and Simon gets seduced by a slug monster.
Today everyone finally reunites!
Christopher Nolan pays a visit and brings his kitchen staff to fight the boys.
Today Neebs farms in an ashtray while Simon builds even higher and everyone else learns sorcery.
What even is a haberdashery?
Matthew McConaughorse makes an unexpected return today in six-legged form. THE BAD INTERNET EPISODE!
Today the boys hit the big city and it hits back, Black Horse has a psychotic break, and Doraleous hires a Rabbi to preach Catholic Mass.
Today Appsro goes full-evil while Dora babysits him. Anthony, Neebs, and Simon start two rival resort locations for their friends.
Today is demon horse day followed by pirate battles and the corporate jockeying of two competing resorts.
Today PUSSY CAT! Also today CLIFF DIVING! That is all.
Today Appsro and Neebs head out for TRAYSURE while Dora and Simon spruce up their abodes while putting on multiple TV specials.
You guys, SO MUCH STUFF happens today while Neebs is gone.
Today Dora and Simon take on a boss alone together.
Today Appsro gets a personal cloaking device and Neebs makes some convincing arguments about firing arrows in restaurants.
We finally have an expert, Appsro can fly, and a beloved pet dies.
Today Appsro builds a cathedral for a house, Anthony and Dora hang out with a tree monster, and Neebs and Wak pretty up the Friendcamp Resort.
Today The boys set out for silver and dragon horns, and end up having simultaneous boss battles in the process!
Today Appsro summons demons while Dora watches in horror. Everyone else is on a crusade for skilled members of FriendCamp Resort
Today is a FASHION SHOW! After that, half of the boys go battle BATS while the other half seek out a meteor shower.
The team embarks on a hilarious journey filled with unexpected meteor showers, short lightning observations, and adventurous mountaineering mishaps. In this episode, watch as they explore the dynamic world of Conan Exiles, tackling the challenges of climbing steep mountains, hunting for star metal, and surviving the cold with spicy foods. Alongside their characteristic improvised comedy, the team faces the realities of game physics with their mounts, leading to laugh-out-loud scenarios and a bit of digital horse drama. Don't miss the blend of humor, gaming tips, and camaraderie that makes this episode a must-watch for fans and newcomers alike. Subscribe and leave your comments on their strategies, mishaps, and the adorable yet imposing baby bear backpack adventure! Yes, an AI made that description so we would show up in searches better. You think I would ever type all that?! Heck no.
YOU SAW THE TITLE! Five bosses and a purge as well as a um, aha, hmm. An apology to the developers.
Today the boys finally visit their Easter Egg!
Today the boys make a clifftop bar, battle the mighty THAG under the city, and convince a man to pay attention to them.
Today Appsro gets his Thor powers, Dora gets a priest, and everyone else is disappointed by a boss!
Today Puddles and Ovar get field training while Appsro gets some nice, refreshing Coke™.
Today we summon a gigantic spider god, and then it's all down hill from there.
Will the boys finally defeat the castle today?!
Today it's all hands on deck as the entire crew tackles the castle and then turns around for two rounds of the purge!
Today Appsro gets a dog, Dora reunites with Creampie, and the boys try one final time at the purge!
Mosquito men from space! Appsro kicking like a mule! A robot joins the team! This much and more on Conan Exiles today!
Three of the boys fight titanic bosses in their birthday suits, while the other two argue about spiral staircases.
Our exclusive look at Conan Exiles turns into some pretty funny stuff.
Conan Exiles Song: Unleashed! Performed and produced by Thick44 featuring Leah Price