All Seasons

Season 1

  • S01E01 Day 1

    • November 9, 2018
    • YouTube

    It's hairy pits, goddesses, and and koala bears around every corner for the boys on their first official day in Conan Exiles.

  • S01E02 New Employee!

    • November 16, 2018
    • YouTube

    Today the boys set out to make new ... friends ... and build competing churches! Compulsory friendships: all in the name of love!

  • S01E03 Devil Dog!

    • November 25, 2018
    • YouTube

    Neebs sets out on his most difficult journey yet - making dye - while the rest of the guys go on an amazing adventure to ruins, a jungle, and beyond.

  • S01E04 Pirates!

    • November 30, 2018
    • YouTube

    Neebs is reunited with Simon while Thick and Appsro venture even further away with their newly-tamed panther and gator.

  • S01E05 Battle to the Death!!!

    • December 7, 2018
    • YouTube

    Neebs, Simon, and Dora beat the juice out of people while Thick tries to make a friend and Appsro looks for spooky treasure. Eventually Simon and Dora decide to beat the juice out of each other instead.

  • S01E06 Thralls Deep

    • December 14, 2018
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    Appsro keeps looking for his treasure, Thick heads home, and the rest of the guys go collect new friends!

  • S01E07 The Goofiest Boss

    • December 21, 2018
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    Today Simon and Dora head out to destroy a village of gimps while Appsro, Thick, and Neebs hunt for big things to fight.

  • S01E08 Giant Spider Fight

    • December 28, 2018
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    Neebs and Simon explore the Desert and find a horrifying beast.

  • S01E09 Giant Sewer Snake

    • January 4, 2019
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    Thick and Dora set out to clean the sewers while the other three head for the northern cold by streaking naked through the savannah.

  • S01E10 Gargoyle Gang?!

    • January 11, 2019
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    Thick and Dora return for another round with the sewer snake, while Neebs, Appsro, and Simon trek further north in search of ice.

  • S01E11 Falling Rocks, Watch Out!

    • January 18, 2019
    • YouTube

    Thick and Dora take on Thick's greatest fear - a giant gross bat demon - while the other three go on a fun little romp through the big city and meet a special someone.

  • S01E12 The Witch Queen's Lair!

    • January 27, 2019
    • YouTube

    Thick and Dora take on the Witch Queen while the other three are challenged by existing in the first place.

  • S01E13 The Witch Queen's Secret

    • February 1, 2019
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    Dora and Thick rally the troops to take on the Witch Queen, and to discover what secrets she may be hiding.

  • S01E14 Dancer vs Dragon

    • February 8, 2019
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    Thick and Appsro head out with Tesla to take on The Arena and the considerable enemies it holds ... while Simon, Dora, and Neebs argue about fish.

  • S01E15 Hive Queen Battle

    • February 15, 2019
    • YouTube

    With Neebs still lost in the desert, Appsro and Simon head out looking for adventure while Thick and Dora take on - you guessed it - a boss!

  • S01E16 All-Out Brawl

    • February 22, 2019
    • YouTube

    The battle to take Asagarth wages on, as Thick and Dora enter the fray while Neebs has a lovely day in the countryside.

  • S01E17 Simon Climbs a Mountain

    • March 1, 2019
    • YouTube

    The battle to take Asagarth finally reaches a conclusion with new armor crafted by Thick. Afterwards, Neebs and Simon set their sights on a mountain to climb while Appsro, Dora, and Thick take their Big Dingus, Lil' Doofus, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar on an adventure to explore the North!

  • S01E18 The Purge?!

    • March 8, 2019
    • YouTube

    Hops! Appsro, Thick, and Dora encounter their first Frost Giant on their journey home while Neebs and Simon "defend" their base against a horde of cannibals.

  • S01E19 Making Steel!

    • March 15, 2019
    • YouTube

    The guys get new thralls, new fur babies, new clothes, new weapon materials, and new appreciations for the cold.

  • S01E20 Alien Ghosts?!

    • March 22, 2019
    • YouTube

    With two of the crew out-of-town, Thick and Dora head for the Unnamed City while Appsro struggles with that dang ol' sewer snake.

  • S01E21 We Can Teleport!

    • March 29, 2019
    • YouTube

    Neebs, Simon, and Appsro look for an artisan, killing several artisans in the process, while Thick tries to appease a gorilla god. Then the map room! The more you know, the more you Neebs.

  • S01E22 Trebuchet Judgement Day

    • April 5, 2019
    • YouTube

    Today we find out the hard way that trebuchets are complicated and hard. Also that Simon is bad at things while Thick is good at things.

  • S01E23 Boss Trap!

    • April 12, 2019
    • YouTube

    Dora and Simon start trapping bosses like fish in a barrel while Neebs, Appsro, and Thick set out looking for priests and treasure and end up taking on a ship of pirates.

  • S01E24 Summoning a God!!!

    • April 26, 2019
    • YouTube

    Today it's Goddess versus Giant Spider! Place your bets now! Also other things happen.

  • S01E25 Demon Spider!

    • May 3, 2019
    • YouTube

    Today Dora and Simon finally go on vacation and get interrupted by the local wildlife while Neebs, Thick, and Appsro head out to slay a Frost Giant King!

  • S01E26 Dragon Battle!

    • May 17, 2019
    • YouTube

    Neebs and Simon set out in search of a new boss to take on while Appsro and Thick ... take on new bosses.

  • S01E27 Giant Undead King!

    • May 24, 2019
    • YouTube

    The whole crew takes on the giant king minding his own business in his tomb, and then they break off to all be different flavors of unsuccessful.

  • S01E28 Getting the Best God

    • May 31, 2019
    • YouTube

    Thick, Appsro and Simon take on a gauntlet of increasingly powerful bosses for Jhebbal Sag while Neebs and Dora spend the day in the savannah.

  • S01E29 A Sunken City!

    • June 7, 2019
    • YouTube

    The boys travel go to an ancient city that's sunk beneath the ocean.

  • S01E30 We Lost Everything at the Bottom of the Ocean

    • June 14, 2019
    • YouTube

    Today is a story of rebuilding and licking wounds. The Naked and Afraid episode.

  • S01E31 The Most We've Ever Died

    • June 21, 2019
    • YouTube

    Thick and Appsro dive into the volcano while Neebs, Simon, and Dora take on the undead dragon! What could go wrong?!

  • S01E32 An Army of Ghost Lizards?!

    • June 28, 2019
    • YouTube

    Thick leads Appsro deeper into the volcano while Dora leads Neebs and Simon on the search for a priest. What could go wrong with these two ... proven leaders?

  • S01E33 Tip-to-Tip Bridge!

    • July 12, 2019
    • YouTube

    Today Appsro and Simon go tip-to-tip while the other three men wrestle with an enormous anaconda. At some point Neebs lets it flap in the wind while Simon tastes something golden.

  • S01E34 White Castle in the Sky!

    • July 19, 2019
    • YouTube

    Thick, Dora, and Simon set out to find the pieces for the very last object of power needed to beat the game! Meanwhile Appsro is obsessed with building his castle and Neebs struggles to mentor a warrior deer.

  • S01E35 Neebs vs Elephant

    • July 26, 2019
    • YouTube

    The Neebs sets out with his partner Santiago while Thick and Dora look for a priest. Meanwhile Appsro and Simon prep the dungeon for some free labor.

  • S01E36 Snaaake Horde!

    • August 2, 2019
    • YouTube

    Today Neebs and Simon both set goals to find archpriests ... and are halfway successful before a horde of snakes shows up.

  • S01E37 Our Final Boss!

    • August 9, 2019
    • YouTube

    The final priests are gathered and the final boss is fought in preparation for next week's finale.

  • S01E38 Gods vs Gods vs Castle!

    • August 16, 2019
    • YouTube

    God fight! God fight! God Fight! The victor gets his freedom!

Season 2

  • S02E01 GORILLA TURTLES Won't Stop ATTACKING Me!

    • July 21, 2023
    • YouTube

    We're back baby!

  • S02E02 We Caught a New Friend

    • July 28, 2023
    • YouTube

    Today the boys start building bigger, catch their first thrall, and embark on a quest for metal.

  • S02E03 Oh no. He Discovered Elevators.

    • August 4, 2023
    • YouTube

    Today Simon discovers elevators, Appsro starts decorating, and the other boys go on a journey with Eeyore.

  • S02E04 FIGHTING GIANT SPIDERS... for Pillows!

    • August 11, 2023
    • YouTube

    Anthony and Neebs build a gas chamber while Dora, Simon, and Appsro go out in search of gossamer. Eeyore Green Arrow Johnson really comes into his own today.

  • S02E05 We Have SPIDER BALLS Now!

    • August 18, 2023
    • YouTube

    Today the boys find a giant croc, try to seduce a woman on the beach, and learn how to summon spiders.

  • S02E06 This GIANT CROCODILE doesn't stand a CHANCE!

    • August 25, 2023
    • YouTube

    Today the boys settle a score.

  • S02E07 We are NOT READY for this GIANT BAT

    • September 1, 2023
    • YouTube

    Today two of the boys set out for brimstone and find a bat, while the other three set out for thick hide and find every other type of hide.

  • S02E08 After 4 Years, WE FINALLY HAVE HORSES!!!

    • September 8, 2023
    • YouTube

    Today we FINALLY get horses, fight a rock boss, a bat boss, and a croc boss, Dora finds a sweet helmet off-screen, and we FINALLY MAKE STEEL!

  • S02E09 WHAT is a WIGWAM?!

    • September 15, 2023
    • YouTube

    Today was like... a lot of arguments. And brimstone.

  • S02E10 Exterminating ENORMOUS Earwigs & Eeyore's EARLY END

    • September 22, 2023
    • YouTube

    Today we built an elevator for a horse, lost a friend, bagged a dancer, heightened Simon's tower, adopted a ton of pets, faced our fears, beat a boss, finished a mountain base... and a thousand other things that could have been the thumbnail.

  • S02E11 We're LOST in the NORTH Fighting ELK KINGS!

    • October 1, 2023
    • YouTube

    Today we find new friends, new pets, and new frozen lands! Note: This is take #2! There was a goof in the video that YouTube was all ???? about and we had to fix it so the video was being shown to all of ya'll.

  • S02E12 We carried a baby HORSE across the ENTIRE MAP. It went poorly.

    • October 6, 2023
    • YouTube

    Today Anthony becomes a deadbeat dad, Appsro explores a monkey cave, and Simon gets seduced by a slug monster.

  • S02E13 GIANT Desert Monsters!

    • October 13, 2023
    • YouTube

    Today everyone finally reunites!

  • S02E14 ATTACK of the... Kitchen Staff?!

    • October 20, 2023
    • YouTube

    Christopher Nolan pays a visit and brings his kitchen staff to fight the boys.

  • S02E15 We learned SORCERY while Simon's house GOT WORSE

    • October 27, 2023
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    Today Neebs farms in an ashtray while Simon builds even higher and everyone else learns sorcery.

  • S02E16 He Built a Haberdashery in 2023...?!

    • November 3, 2023
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    What even is a haberdashery?

  • S02E17 INCREDIBLE: Internet Outage Turns Man into Horse

    • November 10, 2023
    • YouTube

    Matthew McConaughorse makes an unexpected return today in six-legged form. THE BAD INTERNET EPISODE!

  • S02E18 A SKELETON ARMY Guarding... Nothing?!

    • November 17, 2023
    • YouTube

    Today the boys hit the big city and it hits back, Black Horse has a psychotic break, and Doraleous hires a Rabbi to preach Catholic Mass.

  • S02E19 The Cost of Power: My Sorcery Addiction

    • December 1, 2023
    • YouTube

    Today Appsro goes full-evil while Dora babysits him. Anthony, Neebs, and Simon start two rival resort locations for their friends.

  • S02E20 We Got a DEMON HORSE!

    • December 8, 2023
    • YouTube

    Today is demon horse day followed by pirate battles and the corporate jockeying of two competing resorts.

  • S02E21 THIS IS A BAD IDEA!

    • December 15, 2023
    • YouTube

    Today PUSSY CAT! Also today CLIFF DIVING! That is all.

  • S02E22 Simon Found the Torches

    • January 5, 2024
    • YouTube

    Today Appsro and Neebs head out for TRAYSURE while Dora and Simon spruce up their abodes while putting on multiple TV specials.

  • S02E23 A ZOMBIE HORDE ate my PETS!

    • January 12, 2024
    • YouTube

    You guys, SO MUCH STUFF happens today while Neebs is gone.

  • S02E24 2 Dorks vs. A DEMON SPIDER!

    • January 19, 2024
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    Today Dora and Simon take on a boss alone together.

  • S02E25 Oops. I deleted the entire forest.

    • January 26, 2024
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    Today Appsro gets a personal cloaking device and Neebs makes some convincing arguments about firing arrows in restaurants.

  • S02E26 A NEW HERO Enters the Fray

    • February 2, 2024
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    We finally have an expert, Appsro can fly, and a beloved pet dies.

  • S02E27 He Built an EVIL CATHEDRAL

    • February 9, 2024
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    Today Appsro builds a cathedral for a house, Anthony and Dora hang out with a tree monster, and Neebs and Wak pretty up the Friendcamp Resort.

  • S02E28 SIMULTANEOUS Boss Battles?!

    • February 23, 2024
    • YouTube

    Today The boys set out for silver and dragon horns, and end up having simultaneous boss battles in the process!

  • S02E29 We Can SUMMON DEMONS NOW!

    • March 1, 2024
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    Today Appsro summons demons while Dora watches in horror. Everyone else is on a crusade for skilled members of FriendCamp Resort

  • S02E30 Battling BAT BIRD PEOPLE?!

    • March 8, 2024
    • YouTube

    Today is a FASHION SHOW! After that, half of the boys go battle BATS while the other half seek out a meteor shower.

  • S02E31 METEORS INCOMING!

    • March 15, 2024
    • YouTube

    The team embarks on a hilarious journey filled with unexpected meteor showers, short lightning observations, and adventurous mountaineering mishaps. In this episode, watch as they explore the dynamic world of Conan Exiles, tackling the challenges of climbing steep mountains, hunting for star metal, and surviving the cold with spicy foods. Alongside their characteristic improvised comedy, the team faces the realities of game physics with their mounts, leading to laugh-out-loud scenarios and a bit of digital horse drama. Don't miss the blend of humor, gaming tips, and camaraderie that makes this episode a must-watch for fans and newcomers alike. Subscribe and leave your comments on their strategies, mishaps, and the adorable yet imposing baby bear backpack adventure! Yes, an AI made that description so we would show up in searches better. You think I would ever type all that?! Heck no.

  • S02E32 FIVE BOSS FIGHTS and a PURGE!!!

    • March 22, 2024
    • YouTube

    YOU SAW THE TITLE! Five bosses and a purge as well as a um, aha, hmm. An apology to the developers.

  • S02E33 We Found OURSELVES in Conan Exiles

    • March 29, 2024
    • YouTube

    Today the boys finally visit their Easter Egg!

  • S02E34 SUMMONING a HUGE DEMON!

    • April 6, 2024
    • YouTube

    Today the boys make a clifftop bar, battle the mighty THAG under the city, and convince a man to pay attention to them.

  • S02E35 He Can Summon LIGHTNING STORMS Now?!

    • April 19, 2024
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    Today Appsro gets his Thor powers, Dora gets a priest, and everyone else is disappointed by a boss!

  • S02E36 Puddles' BATTLE PRACTICE

    • April 26, 2024
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    Today Puddles and Ovar get field training while Appsro gets some nice, refreshing Coke™.

  • S02E37 The WRATH of ZATH

    • May 3, 2024
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    Today we summon a gigantic spider god, and then it's all down hill from there.

  • S02E38 ARMY vs CASTLE

    • May 10, 2024
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    Will the boys finally defeat the castle today?!

  • S02E39 DEFEATING the Castle with BOMBS!!!

    • May 17, 2024
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    Today it's all hands on deck as the entire crew tackles the castle and then turns around for two rounds of the purge!

  • S02E40 Meet Gangly.

    • May 24, 2024
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    Today Appsro gets a dog, Dora reunites with Creampie, and the boys try one final time at the purge!

  • S02E41 SPACE TENTACLES and MOSQUITO MEN

    • June 14, 2024
    • YouTube

    Mosquito men from space! Appsro kicking like a mule! A robot joins the team! This much and more on Conan Exiles today!

Additional Specials

  • SPECIAL 0x1 Fails and Funny Moments

    • February 6, 2017
    • YouTube

    Our exclusive look at Conan Exiles turns into some pretty funny stuff.

  • SPECIAL 0x2 Conan Exiles Song: Unleashed

    • August 7, 2019
    • YouTube

    Conan Exiles Song: Unleashed! Performed and produced by Thick44 featuring Leah Price