In this month’s BTS video, we explore the origin story of our infamous Dice Cuck-Chairs. Yes, they’re real. As is Alex’s total weakness for a well-trained algorithm, and honestly, you can’t convince us his phone hasn’t been listening in. Also featured: our ongoing refusal to let Ben finish his story, our noble attempts to improve song lyrics, and our collective reaction to seeing our minis for the first time. We also discuss which player character is the most cuckable (yes, that happened), and don’t worry, Doug’s only gone and created a brand-new spell. He swears it’s a good one, and there is no reason to doubt him.