Corn Star

Bonnie und Vince haben Listen mit Promis erstellt, mit denen sie mit Erlaubnis des anderen schlafen dürften, wenn sie die Chance hätten. Wie sich herausstellt, kommt die Nachrichtensprecherin Soledad Cho, die auf Vinces Liste steht, bei den Goodsons vorbei, weil Henry sie für einen Artikel interviewt – und ist sex-willig. Ed hat derweil Ärger mit seiner Nachbarin Rosemary, weil sein Mais zu hoch ist. Er bewirbt sich für den Vorsitz des Nachbarschaftsrats, um sie zu ärgern.

Ed has a run-in with homeowners' association vice president Rosemary Pernworth when she threatens to cut down his corn for growing too high. Never one to be defeated easily, Ed decides to run for president himself so that he can keep his corn as is. Knowing how Ed tends to rub people the wrong way, Rosemary invites him to participate in a debate with her. But when he gives her an amazing foot massage right before the debate begins, she is thrown off her game and Ed manages to sway the crowd. Meanwhile, Henry invites local news anchor Soledad Cho over to the house in order to conduct an interview with her. Vince decides to meet her because she is on his list of celebrities he can have sex with and not have it count as cheating on Bonnie. When she returns his advances, though, Vince decides that his marriage is more important than having sex with a celebrity crush.

Ed decide di concorrere alla presidenza dell'associazione dei proprietari di case perchè l'attuale presidente si lamenta dell'altezza degli steli di grano nel suo giardino.