Animal goes wild while air drumming, drumming on his head, beating his head against the camera lens, and finally breaking the camera by knocking it over.
Bobo picks a piece of lint off his fur that he thinks is shaped like New Jersey. He immediately runs off to call his mom about it.
Bobo catches a butterfly, then tries to pet it on his head.
Beaker runs around with steam shooting out his ears, leading Bunsen to conclude just how much caffeine is too much caffeine.
Bunsen, Beaker, and a few penguins dance the bunny hop. Then Bunsen wonders if they'd like to do the mambo.
Fozzie tells a few chicken jokes, then gets pelted with vegetables.
Floyd plays the bass while Kermit gets his groove on. "Sometimes the Frog's just gotta get Funky."
While sitting in a tin tub full of asparagus pudding, Gonzo waxes philosophical (and nonsensical.)
Gonzo attempts to rollerblade across the contiguous united states, pulled by a nitro fueled funnycar attached only to his nose, while balancing a teacup filled with nitro glycerin on his head, BACKWARDS!
Kermit scats uncontrollably. "Gee, I musta had a frog in my throat."
Piggy protests to her agent, Bernie, for being booked on a poorly fringed cable set. Ditz occasionally pops up to frustrate Piggy even more until she declares "the next jerk-o who touches me is gonna get it right in the kisser!" Kermit approaches her and tries to get her attention and Miss Piggy unknowingly acts on her threat, knocking Kermit across the room and when she approaches him to apologize, he asks, "Who are you?" She answers, "Um...your wife?"
Piggy tries to get her scene underway. Unfortunately, she can't because of a lack of mineral water, too many interfering stage hands, and a strange humming noise.
Pepe comes up short during a basketball game.
Pepe rehearses for a video dating service. Rizzo is unimpressed.
Rizzo practices his scurrying.
Rizzo, with harmonica, sings the blues, only the blues refer to how much he loves being a rat.
Waldorf and Statler trade insults, then compliments, then insults again.
Waldorf wakes from a nap. "Hooray! I'm still alive!"
Statler brags about his snowboarding trip, but it's Waldorf who is really living life dangerously.
The lamp starts to go out, but instead of changing the bulb, Statler and Waldorf toss insults at it.