The Opening Spot features a previously used BBC sketch entitled Miracle Hair Restorer with some popular culture reference updates, The Connoisseurs then discuss object d'art followed by a further re-used BBC sketch featuring bathtime for Ern, closing with the usual end song.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Eddie Braben | Writer | ||
| George Chisholm | Guest Star | ||
| Richard Vernon | Guest Star | ||
| Hannah Gordon | Guest Star | ||
| John Ammonds | Director |