“I’m pregnant with the Prince of Dubai’s child and I will be moving out of China.” That is a sentence that has been uttered by at least 15 different Chinese influencers. They are always sitting next to the man, a small prince from Dubai, and explaining in Chinese to their viewers that because they’re moving they will be selling everything during a livestream. Royal perfume. Royal cooking ware. Royal toilet paper. All used by the Prince of Dubai. But how can every influencer be married to the Prince? Are there that many Princes? And how come every hot, young, rich influencer is suddenly taking meetings at the UN headquarters? This is the world of Chinese influencers - who have lost their minds. We’re living for it.