In "Sex Notes", Matt and Dan have just finished hooking up, when Matt reveals he has a few notes.
A group of friends are having a game night, when Matt suggests getting Pizza. But ordering a pizza that works for everybody's very-specific dietary restrictions proves to be a challenge that only a cinematic math-montage can solve.
Dave's back problems make for a nightmarishly uncomfortable doctor's visit.
"Please Donate" is a fake fundraising video for two pretentious indie filmmakers raising money for the first ever feature film shot entirely on the rear-view camera of a car.
Jack is about to close up shop for the day, when a bizarre new client named Kevin comes to the Open House. Unfortunately, Kevin's knee-cart keeps him from getting into the house...unless someone carries him.
Two best-friends visit a friend on his deathbed. But who is going to be MORE devastated when he's gone??
Jeff receives some very troubling test results.
"Glorissa's Glamour Hour" features the most elegant wares and products, and today Glorissa and Dennis are showcasing the versatile and wearable "Matt and Dan".
Luke is looking for supplies for his camp when he runs into an ex-boyfriend...who just happens to now be a zombie.
Caitlyn comes to a new home, ready to pet-sit for a cat named "cookie" , when she is greeted by Yakov and Yanus, two flamboyant Europeans ready to anoint her as the new "Cookie Girl". But first she must go through the Cookie Girl ceremony.
Matt and Dan are on a romantic first date. Everything is going perfectly until Matt hears Dan's laugh.
Mark is being filmed for "Sole Survivor", a docu-series about people who survive near-death experiences, when a series of interruptions force him to relive his trauma over and over again.
Ben is just trying to get a coffee when he runs into his " close friend". Unfortunately he just can't figure out who he guy is.
Lisa is trying to organize the perfect bachelorette party for her bestie Sarabeth, but a wrench is thrown into her plans when the stripper she hired brings a bizarre trainee.
Blake is just hoping to pick up a packet of gum, but when he decides to sign up for the store's rewards card, his trip becomes more of a commitment than he anticipated.
Jeff and Kelsey are enjoying a summer barbecue, when they are approached by Bruce, a desperate wannabe filmmaker so eager to get Jeff attached to his "webisodes" that not even a global apocalypse will stop him.