Series Premiere. Opening song "I'm Coming Out". Beefeater skit. Marie: "It's Still Rock And Roll To Me". Fresno, California disappears. The History Of The Pocket. Werewolf skit. Marie & Jeff Conaway: "What Kind Of Fool". The Klutz. Marie: "He's Out Of My Life". My Buddy & I skit. Donny pops in during the final segment.
Opening song "Another One Bites The Dust". Good Morning Jackson Hole. The Pointer Sisters: "Could I Be Dreamin'". E.S.P. Convention. The Cabinet Of Death. Moe's World. Marie: "Don't Cry Out Loud". Marie answers questions. Telephone skit. Tony Orlando: "The Colors Of My Life". Ventriloquist Dummies Strike. My Ideal Date skits. Marie concert spot with The Pointer Sisters & Tony Orlando: "He's So Shy" & "Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Ole Oak Tree".
Marie & Scott Baio take a picture. Opening song "Hit Me With Your Best Shot". Drama class at East Point. Marie & Andy Williams: "Times Of Your Life". Cheap date skit. The history of the end table. Marie: "Never Knew Love Like This Before". Couple pretends to be Swedish. Fred Willard in exercising cowboy skit. Andy Williams : "I Could Have Been A Sailor". Farewell skits.
Erik Estrada sings "Happy Birthday" to Marie. Opening song "Fame (I'm Gonna Live Forever)", The Great Osmondy battles the insurance agent. David Copperfield's handkerchief trick. Marie & Sally Struthers: "I'm Very You, You're Very Me". The Klutz, Marie: "Give Me The Night". A very strange day at the ballpark. Marie & Sally Struthers in a Big Band segment. Marie & David Copperfield broken heart trick. Marie: Broadway medley, Marie: "In My Life".
Opening song "9 To 5". Sailing skits. Commodores: "Sail On". Waitress waiting for last customer to leave. The History Of The Shoelace. Marie concert spot with the Commodores: "Still", "Brick House", "Three Times A Lady" & "Midnight Magic". Marie & Grant Goodeve: "Sometimes When We Touch". The Evening Meal. Superstitious skits.
The National Instigator skit. Marie: "Come On In". Hostess commercial parody. Marie & Andy Gibb: "Suddenly". Miss Secretary Of State. Choking skit. Marie answers questions. Marie: "Tenderly". Confused couple skit. Andy Gibb: "Time Is Time". Twilight Zone skits.