In the series premiere, Adam, a contractor starts spending more time with his three kids when his wife, Andi, goes back to work and discovers the truth all parents realize; their little angels are maniacs.
When Adam’s client offers him two highly coveted tickets to a Pittsburgh Steelers game, he is stuck between choosing to take his wife, Andi, or his brother, Don (Kevin Nealon).
When Adam gets fed up with endless demands from his daughter's kindergarten teacher, Mrs. Rodriguez, he makes a hasty decision that lands him in hot water with his wife Andi.
When Don encourages Adam to clean out his cluttered garage and turn it into a man cave, Adam panics when he thinks he donated one of Andi's treasured keepsakes.
Andi has a hard time not taking over when Adam tackles organizing the school's big Thanksgiving feast with Don and Lowell.
When none of the kids will confess to putting a hole in the wall, Adam and Andi team up to find the guilty one.
When a blizzard prevents the Burns family from visiting the grandparents' house for Christmas, Adam and Andi scramble to avoid an epic holiday disaster.
When Adam's oldest daughter experiences a momentous occasion while Andi is unavailable, he tries to keep his cool and gingerly guide her through it. Also, Andi takes Emme and Teddy to the zoo, but instead gets stuck in traffic along with Emme's annoying talking toy.
Adam tries to pretend he's not jealous when he discovers Andi has a close friend at work.
When Andi and Marcy realize they were rivals in high school, Adam and Don are dragged into the feud and forced to take sides.
When Adam and Andi have the dreaded 'talk' with Teddy and Kate, their awkward approach makes the kids horribly uncomfortable.
When Andi forces Adam to hang out with Lowell, Don feels left out and Andi has to make peace between them. Also, Mrs. Rodriguez reveals to Andi that she had a sexy dream about Adam.
When Adam and Andi's babysitter cancels on Valentine's Day, they try to survive leaving Kate in charge at home for the first time. Also, Don forgets to make romantic plans for Marcy and tries to steal Adam's.
When Kate is asked out on her first date, Adam can't curb his overprotective ways. Also, Don enlists Lowell's help to buy the perfect anniversary gift for Marcy.
When Adam's parents visit unannounced, they reveal surprising plans for their future living arrangements,
Adam and Andi are shocked when they finally meet Lowell's wife, Jen.
When Adam convinces his stubborn father to finally go to the doctor, he learns a few things his dad didn't want him to know.
Adam and Don discover a sneaky way of getting out of trouble with their wives.
When a client doesn't want Don to attend a big meeting, Adam goes to great lengths to protect his brother's feelings. Also, Andi kisses up to Mrs. Rodriguez to ensure Emme gets the best teacher for first grade.
When Adam and Andi borrow money from Joe to help with a cash flow problem, they soon regret it.
When Adam and Andi discover Kate is lying to them about her whereabouts, they hatch a plan to catch her.
In the season finale, Adam and Andi toy with the idea of having another baby when Don and Marcy's newborn grandson comes for a visit.
Andi hires a pretty, young babysitter, Sophia, to watch the kids, and gets jealous when her daughter, Kate, goes to her instead for advice. Also, Sophia tells Adam she has the hots for him.
When Adam discovers that the pastor he hired for their wedding was a phony and he and Andi aren't really married, he scrambles to find a way to fix it before she finds out.
When the kids won't do their chores, Adam and Andi decide to go on strike too.
When Adam thinks Kate's boyfriend, Tyler, is a pothead, he decides to confront Tyler but doesn't get the support he expects from Andi. Also, Don tells Lowell there are office 'rules' he must follow but Lowell suspects he is making it up.
When Adam needs to hire a new project manager, Andi accuses Adam of unconscious bias after he only interviews men for the job. Also, Andi helps Kate fight for a spot on the boys' soccer team at school.
Adam and Andi try to get back in their neighbors good graces after no shows up to their potluck.
When Adam and Andi are caught off guard by unexpected expenses, they each decide to give up a luxury to pay them off.
When Adam takes his kids to work with him for the day, they accidentally give his biggest client lice. Also, Andi feels like a bad mom when she's the only one in the family not to get lice.
When Adam notices his Dad’s increasingly forgetful behavior, he struggles with how to approach him to discuss it,
When Adam and Andi agree on a present-free Valentine’s Day, Adam gives the gift he planned for Andi to his mother instead,
When Andi gets Bev a spot volunteering at the hospital, Joe becomes bored and starts spending too much time with Adam.
When Andi and Adam disagree about Kate attending a dance with an older boy, Adam tries to outsmart Andi to win the argument.
Adam attempts to organize a birthday dinner for Andi and he discovers that managing guests isn't easy.
When Adam and Andi lose footage of an intimate moment they accidentally recorded, they have to track it down before anyone can see it.
When Andi's folks decide to visit them for Easter, Adam and Andi have to keep the peace between both sets of parents.
When Adam insists that pranks are harmless fun, Andi creates an elaborate hoax to teach him a lesson
When Adam learns that Andi is keeping secrets from him for his own good, he becomes determined to find out what she’s hiding from him.
Adam is thrilled and honored to help Joe buy a new car but is caught off guard when Joe suddenly becomes irritable and the negotiations go off track. Andi discovers Emme has been hiding a pet snake and has to figure out how to get rid of it.
When Adam and Don realize they need to bring in more business, they film a commercial advertising their company. Also, Andi works up the courage to ask her boss for a raise.
Adam and Andi set up Adam’s boss on a date to boost her spirits in the hope that she’ll be in the mood and have Adam being working again.
(Season Finale) After struggling to find work, Andi proposes an idea for her and Adam to go into business together; Adam tackles a challenging renovation of Joe and Bev’s kitchen.
Adam attempts to make the office feel more inviting since Andi will be joining him at work every day. Also, Lowell has been hiding a life-changing secret.
When Adam and Andi have a disagreement at the office, they must find a way to solve it so it doesn't become a problem at home. Also, the kids try to extend Lowell's stay at their house after realizing he's an amazing cook.
When Adam sees a kid push Emme, he convinces Teddy to dish out some old-school justice to defend his younger sister, to Andi's dismay. Also, Adam and Don persuade Joe to hire a nurse to help out after his upcoming knee surgery.
Adam and the guys visit Lowell at his new bachelor pad and start using it as a hangout to get away from their home lives for a bit. Also, Andi keeps pushing Adam to finally give her her own desk at the office.
When Adam catches Kate sneaking back into the house at night, he is determined to fix the behavior with old-school parenting tactics. Also, Andi is dismayed when she can't find many baby pictures of Emme.
Adam and Andi go to great lengths to secure a loan to fix an unexpected issue on their flip house. Also, Joe is enjoying hanging out with his nurse, Funches, and wants to find a way to get him to stay with him longer than planned.
Adam and Andi are eager to book a night away in a hotel after Teddy keeps sleeping in their bed. Also, Kate is allowed to stay home alone; but she doesn't follow Adam and Andi's strict rules.
Adam offers to eat a vegan diet with Kate in an effort to bond with her, but his love of meat proves a hard habit to break.
After Adam throws out his back on his 50th birthday, he is still determined to take a dirt bike excursion and check it off his bucket list. Also, Don and Adam give out bonuses at work and everyone tries to figure out how to spend them.
Adam gets jealous when Teddy names Andi as his hero for a school essay.
When Adam accidentally invites Andi to go on the guy's annual trip, he tries to un-invite her, which only makes matters worse.
Adam recruits Marcy to put Andi’s snooty sister, Kelly in her place when she comes for a visit.
Adam and Andi stage an intervention with Lowell after they see how his new relationship with Andi's sister, Kelly, is changing him.
When Andi's doctor advises her to stop taking birth control pills, Adam and Andi disagree on an alternate option.
Adam promises not to lie to Andi again, but finds himself in a tough spot when he has to cover for Joe.
Adam and Don become super protective of Lowell when they think he might get back together with his cheating ex-wife. Also, Joe experiences an unexpected side effect from his new pacemaker that Bev is less than thrilled about.
Adam and Andi offer Teddy dating advice but wind up making things super awkward for him instead.
Adam encourages Don to give himself food poisoning to get out of babysitting his destructive grandson; Adam and Andi argue over who has to take Kate and her teenage friends dress shopping.
When Adam buys a boat without asking Andi, they wind up in couple's therapy to settle the disagreement.
Adam discovers someone is sneaking his boat out at night, and he assumes the culprits are Don and Joe. Also, after Andi makes Kate get a job at the mall, Kate decides she no longer wants to go to college.
When Adam and Don disagree about a new house to flip for their construction business, their bickering reveals bigger issues in their relationship. Also, Andi goes to great lengths to throw the perfect birthday party for Bev.
Adam's mother-in-law, Alice, makes an unexpected visit and reveals some shocking news.
When Adam and Andi resort to their usual punishment in response to Teddy's bad grades, his unexpected reaction catches them off guard
Adam and Andi attempt to spice up their social life by making new friends. However, they soon find themselves in the company of some unusual people.
Adam has trouble helping Katie prepare for her driving test when she turns out to not be a good driver; Don turns to Lowell for help romancing Marcy.
Adam tries to give Andi the perfect 20th wedding anniversary gift by recreating their honeymoon, but things don't go as planned.
