Ben doesn't approve of Luke's alternative girlfriend, Jane, because she has a tongue ring. Hoping to get Luke to dump her, Ben tries to fix him with one of his well-to-do students -- whose mother happens to be carrying a torch for Ben. Meanwhile, Seamus becomes alternative himself when he changes his hair color.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tom Leopold | Writer | ||
| Richard Dresser | Writer | ||
| Jaclyn DeSantis | Guest Star | ||
| Doug Yasuda | Guest Star | ||
| Scotty Bloch | Guest Star | ||
| Eliza Pryor Nagel | Guest Star | ||
| George Wendt | Guest Star | ||
| Lisa Emery | Guest Star | ||
| James Widdoes | Director |