All Seasons

Season 1

  • SPECIAL 0x1 Trailer

    • November 17, 2023

    Coming 2024.

  • SPECIAL 0x1 Trailer

    • November 17, 2023

    Coming 2024.

  • SPECIAL 0x2 A Blessing from Julian Clary (Extendted Trailer)

    • March 25, 2024

    Ahead of the Perfect Brains HARD LAUNCH (this Friday 29th March), Lucy and Sam conduct an unsolicited phone call with their Taskmaster team captain Julian Clary and unearth his darkest secret.

  • S01E01 Ep 1: The Face

    • March 29, 2024

    Have you got FIRST EPISODE FEVER or what??? Lucy B and Samuel C throw caution to the wind and begin their podcast with a highly complex study of the human face. They analyze each feature in shocking depth, beginning with the bits at the top and working their way right down to the chin and they don't go off on a single tangent. Only listen to this if you are operating heavy machinery please.

  • S01E02 Ep 2: Holidays

    • April 5, 2024

    Lucy and Sam speak to two former holiday companions to talk about the various types of medicine needed while abroad.

  • S01E03 Ep 3: Split the Diff

    • April 12, 2024

    Lucy must keep her wits about her as she competes on a potentially fatal new game show. Sam is pulling the strings, but can he keep hold of the harp?

  • S01E04 Ep 4: Year Delve

    • April 19, 2024

    Lucy and Samuel have created different systems to record every year that they've been alive. In this sort-of-special episode they take turns blindly choosing different years and discussing them in almost frightening detail. It's called a year delve.

  • S01E05 Ep 5: The Kingdom of Animals

    • April 26, 2024

    Lucy and Sam blag on about God’s finest creations, the critters that he sent to this world to calm us down. No animals were harmed in this episode but they were discussed AT LENGTH. Thank you so much. Please put headphones on your pet and make them listen to this episode and let us know how they react.

  • S01E06 Ep 6: Phone Expericences

    • May 3, 2024

    Lucy and Sam get on the blower to some of their most powerful allies. It's important to go scroll through all of your contacts and ask people for money every now and again. One day people will be horrified that we put our phones in pockets and bags when they're not being used. This will be considered barbaric. Everyone's phone will have its own little house.

  • S01E07 Ep 7: Prisons

    • May 10, 2024

    Having both served lengthy sentences, Lucy and Sam close their eyes and describe the prison of their dreams. Their insights will hopefully *fingers crossed* change the way you think about incarceration. See you in the yard for some handball?

  • S01E08 Ep 8: Year Delve Reloaded

    • May 17, 2024

    The past has a real knack for devouring the future doesn't it? Lucy and Sam swore under oath to never do another Year Delve after the events of 2011. They have broken the rules and risk certain banishment. Thank you to everyone who listens to this - you will be rewarded so handsomely in the next life.

  • S01E09 Ep 9: Zips OR Lids

    • May 24, 2024

    The Lucynado and Samcramp give their microphones a proper workout on this one. It's the long-desired showdown between two huge huge huge topics - zips and lids. We advise you not to have this kind of heated discussion in your own home or we (Plosive) will be forced to report you to the embassy. Don't worry, these guys are professionals. They know what they are doing. They know their stuff.

  • S01E10 Ep 10: Summoning Richard

    • May 31, 2024

    Lucy and Sam have been hunting for special podcast guests. Big un's. This episode is full of sordid behind-the-scenes showbiz skerricks that will ENVELOPE you and make you feel like the most important birthday card in the world. Don't drive while you listen to this, it's just tooo INTOXICATING.

  • S01E11 Ep 11: Cemetery Mission

    • June 7, 2024

    A disgraced person gives Lucy and Sam a highly intriguing challenge. Anything can be intriguing if you are easily intrigued. This one is all about cemeteries and the sound Lucy made at her first gig. Vote for us to be the next Prime Ministers!!!

  • S01E12 Ep 12: The Conch

    • June 14, 2024

    After inheriting a mysterious and precious shell, Lucy and Sam take it in turns to hold The Conch and unleash its power.

  • S01E13 Ep 13: The Yin and of course The Yang

    • June 21, 2024

    Lucy and Sam get mesmerised by one of ancient philosophy’s most chilled-out symbols. Don’t believe us? See for yourself at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yin_and_yang#/media/File:Yin_and_Yang_symbol.svg

  • S01E14 Ep 14: Cruises

    • June 28, 2024

    Lucy and Sam embark on the seven seas with former Cruise Ship worker Jackie and find out about the laws of the oceans.

  • S01E15 Ep 15: Celebrity Conch – Tim Key and Gill Adams

    • July 5, 2024

    Lucy and Sam hand over the precious shell to their first celebrity guests. But, remember, The Conch is not a game. Please respect The Conch.

  • S01E16 Ep 16: Seasons

    • July 12, 2024

    Almighty creators Lucy and Sam have added a new season to the calendar and all must abide by the rules, festivities and transport systems of the newly instigated 'Yamba'.

  • S01E17 Ep 17: Hospitals

    • July 19, 2024

    Aches? Pains? Low morale? Coma patient? Dr. Lucy B and Consultant Samuel C will see you now.

  • S01E18 Ep 18: Unthinkable Visions

    • July 26, 2024

    Lucy and Sam investigate the mysteries of all those suspicious occurrences you never actually see but absolutely know aliens are responsible (or the government) (or electricians).

  • S01E19 Ep 19: Conch All Stars – John Kearns and Damion Priestley

    • August 2, 2024

    Once again, the precious shell is passed between some very special guests who use its power to delve into the hottest topics of the moment. This is Conch All Stars.

  • S01E20 Ep 20: Responding to Perfectionists

    • August 9, 2024

    Lucy and Sam check their mail. Remember once you open an envelope it can never ever be closed. Pigeons used to deliver messages but now they don't seem to know what to do with themselves. Oh well.

  • S01E21 Ep 21: School's Out

    • August 16, 2024

    For the series finale, Lucy and Sam delve into the past to decide what's to come in the future. They're joined by a man instrumental in Lucy's life, Mr Richard Green.