Doomer gets bogged for the 100th time and lost all his crypto gains. He finds out how to earn his losses back the fastest way, when he reads a post on Reddit Cryptomoonshots where a user advices to rob someone. Wojak actually follows this advice and decides to kidnap Elon Musk in order to gain Bitcoins from Tesla. When Chad pays Wojak the Bitcoins, Elon has a plan to bogg Wojak and leaves him with nothing but an empty portfolio.