To hide a body you may: the classic - bury it; the Weekend at Bernie's; stash it in a chesterfield; it is just playing World of Warcraft; the Weekend at Bernie's 2; Taxidermy; test whether it will blend; feed it animals; fatality; resort to cannibalism; leave it in the Homo Mortuus reserve; hide the body in a locker like Solid Snake; just walk away - watch out for the Sam Raimi.