As females are little understood by men Loading Ready Labs gives this guide. Do: show off your muscles, impress her with your knowledge of Shakespeare, show her your collection of 18th century art, compliment her outfit, tell her that she is sexy, play fun video games, impress her with your puppeteering skills, woo her with your ideals of courtly love, and ask her to marry you. Do not: show off your wrestling moves, impress her with your knowledge of Star Trek, show her your collection of 18th century pornography, suggest another outfit that makes her look less fat, tell her that she is smelly, play competitive video games, impress her with your meat puppeteering skills, woo her with a mating dance you saw on the Discovery channel, or ask her to start popping out babies.