Fed up with kitchen duties and Squealy, the ladies make a transfer to a entertainment unit, only to have Squealy trick them and falsely sends the privates to Antarctica, where the plan backfires upon arrival. Unfortunately, they’re about to be in for a chilly reception: the Army base has been abandoned since 1946, and the current occupants are a sinister scientist, his assistant, and pet polar bear, who are planning to take over the world by melting the continent and flooding the planet.
Laverne and Shirley are convinced that they are in danger from a werewolf due to some confusion with a new recruit. Every time they turn their heads from her and look back, a wolf-like animal appears in her place, and they think that she has turned into it. The two do not know whether to help her or run the other way.
An Army vs. Navy basketball games has been scheduled. Laverne and Shirley sign up so they can get out of their regular duties. They have no idea what is in store for them, as the Navy players are nearly professional players and the practices that they go through are harder than the duties that they were trying to get away from.
When the Fonz is wrongly accused and imprisoned for stealing a car he was working on, Laverne and Shirley (along with Squealy) go on a quest to capture the real criminal.
Laverne and Shirley (along with Squealy, The Fonz and Mr. Cool) board a boat to obtain photographic proof of a two-headed swamp monster.
Laverne and Shirley masquerade as stuntmen in hopes of meeting star Lance Velour when a movie is being filmed at the military base.
Laverne and Shirley are sent through a time warp into prehistoric times in a jeep that Fonzie has been working on.
A robot called M.A.B.E.L. is sent to the camp to sabotage the military games, for which Laverne and Shirley receive the blame. But when M.A.B.E.L. gets broken, the Fonz gives her a repair and tune-up.
Laverne and Shirley find themselves tangled in a political mix-up when they mistakenly get involved in a top-secret mission involving the president’s staff.
The duo get caught up in a hilarious military version of the classic fairy tale, trying to climb a giant “beanstalk” obstacle course with chaotic results.
Laverne and Shirley go on a comical treasure hunt for a missing shipment of pork, facing bumbling adversaries and absurd situations along the way.