Apparently, Michelle O'Calaghan had another baby over the weekend; Dave says he's been called to jury duty, prompting a brief state of panic; during another "What's New" segment, Pat and Kenny attempt to recite Shakespeare; a morbidly obese man is introduced as the winning jockey of last weekend's Kentucky Derby.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Betty White | Guest Star | Self | |
| Jerry Foley | Director |