Dave shows a dumb picture of him outside, then gets marksman Armando Aiello to shoot paint balls at it; Dave disses Harmony Korine, who made some choice comments after getting bumped the other night; Mike McIntee and Bill DeLace guard the world's largest pumpkin (1131 pounds). Guest Meryl Streep reveals the reason she's never been on the show. It's complicated.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Meryl Streep | Guest Star | Self | |
| Jerry Foley | Director |