Tonight's Secret Word ("bird") is brought to you by David Letterman's Women's World Cup Soccer Team, in honor of his latest celebrity crush. Quote Alan: "They're hotter than a dancing bobcat with its ass on fire!" Also, during a slideshow bit called "Celebrity Summer Plans," Vinnie Magliulo reports live via satellite from Caesar's Palace giving the odds on the audience response to the jokes.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jerry Foley | Director |