As Walter Fairservis, a professor of Anthropology, drones on about his academic interests, a split-screen exposes Dave's hidden thoughts on how this interview is going. Also, a "man on the street"-type segment finds that the populace of New York City couldn't care less if the Empire State Building were demolished.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Francis Ford Coppola | Guest Star | ||
| Henry Morgan | Guest Star |