Bill's Arlen High School record for touchdowns is about to be broken, by Arlen's current football hero, Ricky Suggs. When Ricky breaks his leg, the other team allows him to score so he can get the record. Outraged by this bad sportsmanship, Hank convinces the Arlen High coach to let Bill (who never officially graduated from high school) play a game so he can get his record back.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| John Altschuler | Writer | ||
| Dave Krinsky | Writer | ||
| Mac Davis | Guest Star | ||
| Clint Black | Guest Star | ||
| Jeff Myers | Director |