Principal Secretary takes Kiff, Barry, and the students of Table Town Middle School to Historical Chairsburg, the longest living history museum, much to the students' boredom.
Kiff demands a bedtime story from Martin.
Kiff and Barry wonder if Patty is a baddie after she steals their science project idea.
Kiff goes on a ski trip with Reggie's family.
Trevor can't play the piano and needs Kiff and Barry's help.