Feits had himself a morning between the Aaron Hernandez documentary, being triple charged by Netflix, and having a big red flag for breakfast. KFC's reminded that blogging is the quickest way to get in trouble. The year of mental health is off to a hot start! Voicemails include: dating a sugar baby, man cave bedrooms, and life as a blockbuster. Lisa Ann joins us to discuss her retirement from porn, men breaking their penises, and we invite her to party with us in Miami.