Two legends on the show today, Dennis Rodman (30:25) and Kevin Nealon (1:25:10). Nealon talks about being part of the Happy Madison crew and doing stand-up for 40 years. Rodman talks about watching a girl suck a horse's dick and fucking other guy's wives. Voicemails (59:20) include: the dating report card, fight a gorilla or popsicle fingers, my mom thinks ur gay, and hard dicks are canceled. Also, John has a girlfriend.