Feitelberg tells a story so sad it literally makes Asa Akira cry in the studio. Then KFC reads emails that Feits sent himself while he got drunk alone. Also we cast the Hitler Movie, we debut #AsaThinks, how many people has Donald Trump had sex with? Who would kidnap Glenny Balls? Is the judicial system flawed? Hatchimals. And more! Follow us on twitter, instagram and snapchat: @KFCradio