Kevin hallucinates and speaks for the first time.
Kevin and Allen the Magic Goose sniff paint; Kevin's dad loses his worker's compensation.
Kevin's violent nature lands him time in the padded room and the doctor visits Kevin regularly. When asked to share more of his childhood experiences, Kevin recounts a time he shot an ostrich after being abandoned by his father on a hunting trip.
Kevin explains to the psychiatrist his experiences with community service.
Kevin recalls a time when he was released from the detention center and his parents throw him a mediocre surprise party. Kevin and his dad leave the house in search of lottery tickets. When they win, Percy drinks himself to unconsciousness and Kevin steals his dad's share of the money. When he runs out, he sells his new house and car for a bottle of booze and a carton of smokes.
The psychiatrist asks Kevin about girls. Kevin describes his first make-out party. When asked about his mother, Kevin describes a time when Anastasia took Kevin back-to-school shopping but makes fun of him all day. Later, Kevin and Percy escape jail to go watch strippers.
The doctor's evil twin brother inquires Kevin on death and his childhood. Kevin describes a time when his parent's got really drunk at a funeral and sent him to the bedroom to steal jewelry. Later, Kevin describes going on a very disappointing family vacation wherein the closest thing he got to a pony ride was sitting on a cow that eventually attacked his dad.
Kevin's behavior pushes his original psychiatrist over the edge and his evil twin brother takes his place. This new doctor tricks Kevin into electric shock therapy. Kevin loses himself in childhood memories and recalls a time he had to promise his father money in order to make him show up for parent-teacher interviews.
Completely frustrated with Kevin's lack of progress, Kevin's doctor sends him to dreaded Ward 5, a floor for those deemed "untreatable". In a flashback, Kevin recalls finding a classmate's body squashed on a railroad track. When he pawns the kid's CD player, the cops trace it back to Kevin and together they solve the mystery of the missing child.
In a final and desperate last attempt to cure Kevin of his psychosis, Dr. Franklin prescribes him very strong experimental drugs. They force Kevin to recall memories without Allen's help. A general from the Ministry of Defense arrives to warn them that the new drug enables people to move things with their mind.
In a final and desperate last attempt to cure Kevin of his psychosis, Dr. Franklin prescribes him very strong experimental drugs. They force Kevin to recall memories without Allen's help. A general from the Ministry of Defense arrives to warn them that the new drug enables people to move things with their mind.
Kevin's psychiatrist inquires about his fascination for fire. Kevin describes blowing up his home the first time his father taught him to use a lighter. This triggers Kevin to think BIG, and later he blows up a farmer's field and adjoining forest. Back in prison Kevin longs for the comfort of the infirmary but recalls his last attempt at faking sick.
Percy is let out of prison and joins a militia group – the same crew that the Spencer’s uppity neighbours, the Bensons, have hired to kill them. On their way to the liquor store to make the hit on Anastasia, Percy manages to rat out the militia group and save his wife.
Kevin ditches school to play pool at the Camel Toe, where he meets Victor the pool shark. Victor takes Kevin under his wing to teach him how to hustle. Kevin trains hard but ends up facing Fat Tony – a notorious hustler himself. Percy spends the episode in prison with Eustace the cannibal, while Mom takes advantage of Percy's absence to have sex with some of the neighborhood men.
The foreman at the construction site across the street offers Percy $300 to fight in the illegal fights he organizes down at the docks. Percy agrees, and ends up losing badly to the undefeated Gary ""Grim Reaper"" Morgan. The Bensons – in an effort to get back at the Spencer's for Kevin's antics, have an insurance adjuster videotape Percy's fight so that his workman's comp gets cut off.
The Spencer's visit the mall where Mom meets her favorite soap hunk, Brock Brickleydale who she ends up stocking and almost killing. Percy shoplifts Kevin a pet snake, but Kevin winds up arrested for the crime after his parents ditch him. A corrupt old cop arranges for Kevin to become a trainer for a guide dog, which Kevin trains to be a canine-version of himself.
When Charlie Plunt's student loan money comes in, he takes Mom and Kevin to Niagara Falls after ratting out Percy to the cops. Kevin is bored and explores the town on his own. He manages to hook up with Percy who jumped bail so the pair go on an insane bender that ends in a police chase over the falls.
It ‘s the first day of summer holidays and Kevin is bored so he joins a religious group. The group plans an outing to shoot doctors at the abortion clinic where Anastasia happens to be taking advantage of the clinic's ""buy-six-get-one-free"" offer. The religious cult's plans are foiled when Percy gets thrown off his motorcycle during a police chase and lands on the maniacal firing squad.
The hospital where Percy is being treated for a heart attack is taken over by terrorists. Kevin hides out with a bad ass nurse he's fallen in love with while Percy gets stuck in an elevator. Mom makes the best of the situation and tries to sleep with as many doctors as possible. Horny mom saves the day when she makes a move on the terrorists who flee the building in fear.
Kevin and Percy steel an old car from the delusional Widow Coulson – the same woman Kevin is forced to deliver her meals on wheels. Kevin grows to like the old hag because she was as insane as he was, and because she had lots of medication. When a body is found in the trunk of the stolen car by Percy's mechanic, the widow, the mechanic, the pawn shop owner and Percy wind up defending themselves on a Court-TV-inspired game show. EPISODE 9 - ""Good Will Spencer"" Kevin discovers a hidden knack for computers and joins a hackers club. Dr. Franklin, Kevin's psychiatrist figures he has misdiagnosed Kevin: instead of a sociopath Kevin is, in fact a misguided genius! Kevin re-routes the city's 911 calls to Percy who discovers a hidden talent of his own ""fighting"" crime as the super hero ""Drunken Welfare Man."" EPISODE 10 - ""Field Tripping"" Kevin wanders away from his classmates while on a field trip to the over-commercial ""Pioneer Village"" and winds up getting a history lesson from a one-hundred-
Kevin discovers a hidden knack for computers and joins a hackers club. Dr. Franklin, Kevin's psychiatrist figures he has misdiagnosed Kevin: instead of a sociopath Kevin is, in fact a misguided genius! Kevin re-routes the city's 911 calls to Percy who discovers a hidden talent of his own ""fighting"" crime as the super hero ""Drunken Welfare Man.
Kevin wanders away from his classmates while on a field trip to the over-commercial ""Pioneer Village"" and winds up getting a history lesson from a one-hundred-and- seventeen-year-old drunk.
While on a tour of the porn studios, Kevin witnesses the split of partners Pornman and Afroman. Kevin becomes Pornman's agent in the actor's pursuit of more artistic endeavors and lands him various gigs, including a role in the Catholic Association of Teachers and Anal Retentives for Acting's performance of ""Hair.""
It's New Year's Day and Kevin overdoses like an amateur on booze left behind at the scene of a car accident. Allan is disgusted with him and decides to trying living in other people's heads for a while – including the Widow Coulson's. Percy, meanwhile, recruits Kevin to help him steel Charlie's trailer full of weed.
Instead of prosecuting Percy for shoplifting, Jimmy the pawnshop owner has Kevin work in the shop. Kevin endures Jimmy's recounting of life story and learns that Jimmy has a long, lost sister whom Kevin later finds banging Percy in their garden shed. In an effort to end the liquor store workers' strike, Percy gets hired to make threatening phone calls to strikers.
After a booze-up with dad is accidentally videotaped at the Music Station's video-talk-back-booth, Percy gets arrested on live television and Kevin reaches celebrity status. Kevin gets an agent and shares the fame with Anastasia. The courts sentence Percy to have a lobotomy after a botched prison escape.
Kevin runs away and becomes a roadie for a rock band after impressing them with his alcoholism. Anastasia's plea to the media to help her find Kevin lands her some sweet stand up gigs including an appearance on the Mike Bullard Show on the same evening Kevin plans his revenge on the band.
While grave robbing one evening, Kevin and Percy fall into an abandoned, underground government testing facility where they encounter blood-thirsty zombies attempting to sway them to the Dark Side. Kevin and Percy team up with Vern Charlebois, an adventurous moose-hunter worthy of action hero status.
Kevin slips in and out of television-inspired dreams during a night of drinking and channel surfing. His surreal adventures mimic programming styles from a ""Leave-it-to-Beaver"" style sitcom to evangelical programming to porn.
Kevin wins a Cruise and spends his days and nights in the ship's casino playing poker with a loud-mouthed Texan named Big Earl as well as some familiar faces. When a storm hits, Kevin is shipwrecked. He decides to lay down and die since starting a fire and looking for food is too much like work. He is miraculously nursed back-to-health and sobriety by a kind and loving island man.
We find Kevin still stranded on the island where he's involved in a dispute with his imaginary friend, Allen. The pair stumble upon ""Hughopia,"" a civilization on the other side of the island that had been there all along, but
After Percy confesses to Kevin he told the Quebec Mafia that Kevin had secretly been seeing the mob boss' wife, Pete Wilcox and Bull help Kevin fake his suicide before assuming the identity of Renaldo Sanchez to escape an early death at the hands of the Mafia. A shady businessman to set his office on fire on Christmas Eve as part of an insurance scam, meanwhile, has hired Percy.
Timmy – a loser hacker kid at Kevin's school rebelling against his yuppie parents befriends Kevin. After crashing Timmy's Dad's Porsche but crash it into the school the pair reek havoc in the dark hallways of the school. Kevin's ""axe monkey"" is set loose after sampling the janitor's magic mushrooms.
Kevin and his exploits have drawn a lot of bad press to the school, so the Board of Directors decides to force Kevin into the chess club. His chess career progresses splendidly and Kevin manages to make it to the National competition. Percy and Mom, meanwhile, discover Canadian actor Bruno Gerusi has been living in a hole in the wall behind their TV set hatching a scheme to take over American television.
Kevin raids the remains of a burnt down house searching for parts to build himself a robotic friend. He finds a Gameboy, which is possessed by the ghost of a creepy handicapped kid who died in the house fire. When Kevin's robotic spider friend eats the possessed gameboy, the giant spider reeks havoc during the city's annual Festival of Flowers.
After Percy gets sent to John School and Kevin is thrown into jail for squeegie-ing, Mom has to take a job as a telemarketer to support herself. Kevin also ends up doing phone work in the corporate labour division of the prison booking vacations for the public. When Mom's lover, Marty calls up to arrange a trip for him and Anastasia, Kevin decides pay Marty a visit the moment he gets out of the joint.
The ghost of Rene Levesque haunts Kevin during a family visit to Grandpa Spencer in Montreal. After being arrested for violating the sign rule with his English T-shirt, Percy meets a drug smuggler and arranges a plan with him to transport drugs across the border in the stomach's of Grandpa's prize winning racing dogs.
Percy throws a lawn dart through Kevin's skull and the freak accident causes Kevin to show emotion. A hypersensitive Kevin plans a bus trip to Los Angeles after Mom reveals to Kevin that he has a twin brother with whom he was separated at birth. His trip is cut short after horrible bus crash in which the survivors must resort to cannibalism.
In an effort to get Kevin into the Halloween spirit, Allan convinces Kevin to perform a ritual to bring back his pet Alligator, Pinky from the dead. Charlie convinces Mom and Dad go to a Swingers' masquerade party to help spice up their sex life. Percy revives his Drunken Welfare Man identity and ""swings"" into action, saving the immoral people of the world from the demonic alligator.
Kevin goes gaga for a girl at the arcade as the pair competes for top score of Runaway Ninja – a video game about a misunderstood ninja just trying to fit it. The pair are eventually sent to Florida as test subjects for a wetware virtual reality game that plugs into their brains. Kevin and Shawna go head to head in a Matrix-inspired battle sequence
Kevin sells his life story for forty dollars and a pack of smokes to a movie producer he meets in the joint. In a sappy, melodramatic movie of the week titled ‘ Little Boy Lost: The Kevin Spencer Story"" Kevin is portrayed as an articulate, intelligent young man who recognizes his victimization, and the Percy character is a sensitive man who discovers God.
Mom lets one rip in Percy's face one morning, which kicks off a whole string of painful and disgusting practical jokes between the pair as they compete for the title of ""master.""
Percy, Anastasia and Kevin visit the Olympus campgrounds where Mom hooks up with a hillbilly hunk named Orion. A pissed-off Percy spends a long day drinking at the campsite and at a backwoods-drinking hole. Kevin deals with his demons, meanwhile, with the help of Allan.
A non-linear Christmas episode that has Kevin, Percy, and Mom each being interrogated by detectives as they recount their stories of how they ended up in a most bizarre scenario involving a cockfight, Canada geese, several illegal Panda bears and one angry Santa Clause.
After escaping a DUI charge by leaping over a bridge, Percy is captured by a ""special"" pair of stew-lovers who fish him out of the river. Percy witnesses Dooley and Chubb's strange lifestyle, which involves puppet shows, moonshine and stew. Lots and lots of stew. Meanwhile, reporters have flocked to the Spencer house after the announcement that Kevin has won the Gillar prize for fiction.
After Percy photocopies Kevin's diary and posts it around the neighborhood, the insulted victims of his criticism bully Kevin out of town. Percy wins the family a houseboat trip to Ottawa to celebrate Canada Day where the Spencer's take part in the wildest party in the country.
Kevin is responsible for a power outage in his neighborhood and steels a crane from a construction site to set things straight. Percy is desperate to find a clean urine sample when a law is passed forcing welfare recipients to take a mandatory drug test.
Mom winds up in the joint after Percy frames her for breaking into a welfare office and (among other things) defecating on the branch Manager's desk. Kevin is bored and decides to break tradition and go to school where he ends up questioning authority until they throw him out.
Percy and Anastasia tease Kevin one too many times during a game of scrabble and he sinks into a deep and endless pool of rage and despair. Kevin's just about had it so he goes off to hang around the warehouses at the waterfront to get jimmied-up on cough-syrup. Kevin is kidnapped by a group of strange men, who are the con artist producers of all those putrid boy-bands and Kevin becomes known as ""The Angry Loner"" boy in the band WEB54U.