Kate's first "art video"
My first blog....
Okay, made a new video. I spent a LOT of time editing this. Hope you like it. Thanks for all your nice comments from the other video.
This was a really difficult video for me to make but I just had to get it off my chest.
Hey Guys, Tariq and I are sorting out an office for our top secret new business. Tariq isnt very good at gardening
Well I thought things would be easier if I just told people the truth, but I guess things aren’t quite that simple.
I saw the videos Gavin and Kate posted. I've had a lot to think about the past couple days
Couldn't sleep..... This week was awful and I don't think telling everyone my secret was such a good idea.
I had another dream this weekend. It was really creepy. I made this video from what I can remember from the the dream.
What's in a name. A lot, actually!
Would you trust us with 15,000 pounds? I bloody hope so.
Things have been a bit weird around here recently, Kate needed cheering up and what better way than some enourmous sangas!!
Tariq's pissed off with Kate. Big surprise, that's what happens when you go off with your ex boyfriend.
I don't really know what to say or think... I'm so confused...
This weekend was horrible. I tried everything but I couldn't figure out any of it, but now I have some help.
Help! There’s a creepy guy in our house and Kate can’t see it…. Everyone meet Steve… (The music I used in my video is by my FAVOURITE Aussie band Sneaky Soundsystem... check em out at www.sneakysoundsystem.com)
Still not sleeping, still not sure what happened last week and still not sure why my friends don't seem to like Steve?
A day in the life of me. Things are steaming ahead in our new office but elsewhere... Well, im still working on that..
Hey guys, I was a bit bored of sorting the flat ahead of my paaaartay tonight and thought that I'd upload a short animation I did for Uni..... It's called "Ninja Snagas"
Charlie had a Birthday party and I think you'll agree it wouldn't have been the same without yours truly!
Tariq lost it this afternoon and creepy steve finally got what was coming to him. Not sure if this was such a good idea to post. Why don't you watch it and tell me... Cheers
Let me tell you a story...
I didn't deal with the confrontation with Steve very well. I haven't lost my temper like that for a long, long time.
Thanks to Steve and you guys I think we're really getting somewhere....
Things just aren't the same in the office with Tariq not around. I'm really starting to miss his bald head and he's only been away a day. Come back mate. All is forgiven. I still love you.
Gavin has been calling all day telling me to come over to his office. It looks like Kate's in big trouble and you are the only one who can help.
If the person who i bought the alarm from is watching... I want a refund! This is not a joke.
starting to get bored. I wonder how long it takes for cabin fever to set in?
what ofiice furniture was invented for!
gavins not so bad.
This is what happened this morning...
A woman that doesn't snore? Amazing but true.
the events of the weekend have only made kate more confused. I think its time steve came forward to do some explaining. Don't you?
Free at last, but still waiting for my medal for saving Kate from getting ‘ceremonied’ at the weekend.
I love London! Gavin is going to have a seizure when he finds out who I bumped into!!
Jamie Bell has a message for Charlie...
Steve turned up at our flat. Tariq if you’re watching get over here right NOW!
Kate's gone way too far this time. Steve finally starts to squeal but at what cost?
Gavin had been missing since Friday night. I wanted answers and wasn’t prepared to wait...
Kate has been worried sick all weekend. Steve threatened to press charges but we can’t let that happen to Kate.
Here's a little animation I did!!
I put this together from all the KateModern videos so far - catch up with what's been going on! The music is 'Ethnosphere' by Shiva In Exile.
Can Gavin convince Steve to play ball or will he blow the whistle on Kate?
My new knight in shining armour has helped me decipher a crucial part of the mystery of the Specialist. Who would have thought this time last week that Gavin would end up saving the day?
Another not so crazy weekend in the life of ‘Crazy Kate’. Sorry to disappoint.
I won some tickets to go and see Disturbia but things didn’t go exactly to plan.
USE PROTECTION AT ALL TIMES! This was a public health warning brought to you by Charlie. The music I used in this video is 'UFO (Donnie Sloan Remix)' by my favourite band - Sneaky Sound System! Check them out at sneakysoundsystem.com - they're amazing!
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You ever get the feeling someone is watching you?
Shia LaBeouf or Gavin Deepgoat? Tough decision isn’t it ladies? The music is 'Pictures (Extended Club Remix)' by Sneaky Sound System!
The legend of Gavin and his sock fetish has spread far. We went out to see if the ladies of Brick Lane had heard his catchphrase… If you're wondering what the music is, it's 'UFO (Donnie Sloan Remix)' by Sneaky Sound System.
Am I being watched by a Watcher from the Hymn of One? Or am I imagining it? I decided to get a second opinion...
Thanks so much for helping us decode the puzzle... I think...
I think I finally realised that some things aren’t worth fighting for when you’re just fighting against yourself.
I’m beginning to think we’re in over our heads. I don’t trust this Dudley. Would you?
We finally met Dudley’s dad, but can we believe a word he says?
We made it out alive, now there's just the small problem of getting back to London!
Dreams do come true! The music is 'Thin Disguise' by my fave band Sneaky Sound System!!
What has Shia LaBeouf got that I haven’t?
I surprise myself sometimes. I honestly do.
We went out to film feeding bread to pigeons. But we ended up attracting a rat!
Tariq went out for a bit so the idea was that I’d make a video about him in his absence. Please note – the last half of this video is not for minors.
Haven’t had much time to blog lately. Too much work and play if you know what I mean. Ever wondered how I keep so fresh? Watch this video to find out.
I hope you guys are coming to my exhibition. It’s going to be really embarrassing if nobody shows up.
Kate's exhibition was a disaster. Someone almost got killed! Dudlet is a maniac Very creepy.
No one could have prepared me for what happened at Kate's art show. Charlie says it was Dudley. What do you think?
Kate and I have decided to leave town and all the crazyness behind. We’re heading to Devon. Are there sharks there? I hope not!!
We met these really cool guys, they’re in a band called The Days! Don’t worry Gav, I’m still missing you like mad!! The music is one of their songs, it's called 'No Ties'.
Only Gav could turn getting rid of a router and buying a new one into a comedy sketch. That’s why I love him!
We made this cool video with The Days. They were a lot of fun! The song is called 'Evil Girls'.
Tariq had a date last night. Don’t worry, I followed him with the camera!
We spent our last night in Devon on the beach with The Days. The song is called 'Kate'!
Kate if you see this I want you to call me immediately. If anyone else sees Kate tell her to get in touch with me. I'm really worried.
I’m disappointed by Tariq – I expected more from him at a time like this. Still no word from Kate..... If you’re reading this just call.
Remember creepy Steve? No I couldn’t forget him either...
I took the day off work to drink and hang out with a video camera and a stuffed rat. What did you do today?
Hi this is Julia. I hope Tariq doesn’t mind me using his account to post this video but I really wanted to say thank you. X J
I met some ‘friends’ after work who seemed to have some new information on Kate. Have a look at the Michelle Clore picture I posted on my Bebo page and let me know what you see. The music is 'Situation O' by Dr Kuch.
I had to take the afternoon off work today. I’m not feeling too good and I think it’s contagious...
Gavin was meant to bring me some soup, but someone else beat him to it...
Just another day on Oxford Street spreading the word of the Hymn. Come and see me sometime if you feel like something is missing from your life.
I went to see a cool movie last night to take my mind off of things but it didn’t quite work out like that.
Tariq talking about Stardust got me thinking about my own life… I miss the stars!
We're in big trouble...
Charlie's ill, Kate's missing and at the end of the week Steve, Tariq and Charlie start an adventure with a bang...
I definitely shouldn't be posting messages right now but I'm getting tired of the arguments. We are so in over our heads I doubt another video will matter.
Steve tried to make a dash with the laptop but we believe he was protecting his own pride more than the secrets of the Order. Three days in a stolen van in the woods can do funny things to a man.
I didn’t think anything could’ve made me as sick as this flu I’ve had... Until I logged on to Bebo and saw what they’ve been up to.
If this doesn’t work I could have just made things a whole lot worse for everyone. Fingers crossed.
I managed to sneak away to post this message. I won’t let them get away with this!
We barely escaped with our lives from Dudley and The Specialist. We may as well have called the Order! Those guys have to be stopped.
Charlie, Tariq and Steve travel on in the stolen van until Charlie invites two unwanted guests who cause problems for Steve...
I've never known anyone in my life quite like Kate. Has that cow got a nerve or what?
Lucky old Tariq. How many beautiful women did I get on my birthday? Zero. I suppose one of them is as nutty as a squirrel’s droppings but it looks good none-the-less.
A guy from America named Spencer seems to have an idea of how to help Kate. Can I trust him?
I can’t believe what I saw at Charlie and Kate’s house today. I don’t think life will ever be the same for anyone… Especially Kate. I had a second tape but Charlie took it from me. It’s probably for the best.
Kate’s gone. And I don’t think she’s ever coming back. Will Genevieve?
'Kate' no longer exists, Charlie gets a message from Spencer and someone gets killed... All in Week 14 of KateModern!
If there’s no body, is there still a murder?
I've had some serious thinking to do and I feel like I've made some really bad judgements. I need to get as far away from Charlie and Kate as I can.
...but not much does. Sorry to disappoint. There's work to be done and Tariq won't let me blog during the day anymore. Who died and made him boss?
As if things at work could get any worse…
Things just got worse...
What's happened to Dudley's body? Will Steve turn his back on the Hymn of One? Can Charlie stop herself from falling apart long enough to keep her job? Watch this recap of KateModern Week 15 to find out!
Some new work...
I think I’ve found a new flatmate!
Will Lee never learn?
You won’t believe the crazy day I’ve had… Until you watch it!
Cheers for posting commands for Subservient Lee on my blog [1]. I made him do some of them yesterday! I could make some money out of this...subservientlee.com?
Watch this video if you want to see the truth behind Gavin and Tariq's˜ 'secret' €software.
Kate's made a mysterious new video while Charlie gets a new flatmate and has an exciting day on a shoot for Pantene. Gavin makes Lee do things he'd rather not, but then Lee has a surprise for Gavin... Review Week 16 of KateModern now!
Not sure what, im doinggg – bit pisst. Ha ha
Not feeling too good this morning. We’ve finally come to our senses and decided to apologise… Honest. Lee, call me please mate. Cheers
We went to meet Lee to get the software back but Gavin messed the whole thing up… What the hell are we going to do now?
It looks like Gavin is getting Tariq into more trouble.
Let’s see how badly this lot want their software back! It’s time to have some fun... If you need some help, try http://www.thesun.co.uk/tv
I was enjoying broadcasting myself to the world till this happened...
I filmed this when I met up with The Days the other night, but got kind of distracted and didn't get round to posting it. Thought maybe I might try and lighten the mood around here?
Gavin won't stop hitting the bottle and Lee still won't give the software back. The dodgy guy who's after Gavin has something to give him... Week 17 of KateModern!
Be there at 5:45 and join the fun...! Rain won't stop play.......
Turns out Lee is leading us on a merry goose chase!! Thanks to those of you who braved the storms to help us out!!! See you tomorrow?!
Didn’t Gavin do well?! Let’s see if he can keep it up! Well done Thomas, Kathleen, Claire, GF and Bianca for solving my puzzle today...
Sorry I took so long getting this up!! "A station today is tomorrow a bridge Act fast to get to England’s stage." Hmmm...what does that mean??
Today's Clever Awards go to: Catherine, Brendan, Tom, Haribo and 'tt'. Be on the bridge, looking at the theatre. Sophie...please will you go on a date with me? xx
tried my best to approach Lee with a calm, considered and repentive attitude. Gavin had other ideas... A cameraman named Dave was on hand to help me capture every pathetic moment.
I met another nice girl today but she wasn't as nice as Sophie! Such a shame Gavin and Tariq didn't get to see my lovely outfit...
I'm so sorry Gavin, Tariq and everyone that I've let down. I'm such a failure. Now we're never going to get the software back. :-(
You took your eye off the ball and have risked ruin. Gavin, the next clue is closer than you might believe. Don't blame yourself, Sophie - it wasn't your fault. xx
This has been an awful week. Lee has a lot to answer for.
Lee's Treasure Hunt took us all over London...but did we get the software back?
Gavin’s not taking the loss of the software very well at all…
I’m not afraid of commitment... am I? The music is: 'Get What You Want?' by Beight.
I am compiling a list… and you DON'T want to be on it, believe me.
I think I know how to get rid of this snoopy reporter!
Operation Doorstep didn't go quite according to plan. Does anything ever work out how I expected on a Friday?
Who is that reporter and what does she want? Find out in Week 19 of KateModern...
Dave and Patricia gave me this footage, though I wish I hadn’t bothered going with them now. What would you have done in my position?
Don’t watch my video, it’s private. Only Kate is allowed to watch. But no-one else. Especially not the Order.
Patricia came to visit me tonight and she brought me the rest of her tapes.
She’s in here with me. I can smell pigeons, I swear.
I’m OK now. I thought I’d post this before I take it to the police.
Charlie's got some serious decisions to make, while Gavin seems to have lost his marbles. See it all in Week 20 of KateModern!
Still recovering from last Friday. I thought it was time for some art therapy. Enjoy!
There’s a good sandwich recipe in this one.
I hate Gavin. He’s the biggest sh*t-head who ever lived. It just took me a long time to realise it!
Christmas is in the air! Time for a musical number methinks.
Thanks for posting on my blog - I took your advice on board. You can see me naked in this!
Gavin's deal-making is the last straw for Charlie, while Tariq and Julia are having some Enchanted Christmas fun... It's Week 21 of KateModern!
I can’t believe I could fall for Gavin’s lies. It was all just lies.
I’ve found a new place to live. On the bright side the commute to work isn’t going to be a problem.
Remind me not to leave the house again. You won't believe who I bumped into!
It turns out the texter wasn’t Gav. What do you think I should do?
I went to meet the mystery texter and got a lot more than I bargained for... Quite possibly a happy Xmas?
The mystery texts Charlie's been receiving lead her to not one, but two long lost 'friends'... Find out who they are in KateModern Week 22!
I would have done anything to get out of the house. Anything but this...
I hope you had a merry Christmas! x
This is what happens when pubs close on Boxing Day. Tragic.
We’re not the only ones looking for Kate. Please just come home.
We found Kate. In the last place we ever expected.
Week 23 was Christmas on KateModern, but was it a happy one for Kate and the gang? Watch the recap and find out!
This is a message for everyone who's concerned about me. I'm okay. Better than ever in fact.
Did I go too far? I can never tell.
Don't have much time to write. The computer at the airport is free but I don't have much time. Almost home. I can't wait!
I'm home now. I won't be blogging for a while but don't forget about me. I won't forget about any of you. x
I think 2008 is going to be the beginning of exciting things in Tariq-land!
I was leaving to go down under. Until this happened...
I wanted to post this so you could see what really happened. I don't know when I can post again. It looks like I'm going to have to go away for a bit. I'm sorry everyone.
The final week of KateModern Season One...what's going to happen to the gang now? Find out when Season Two starts on January 14th.
So much happened in KateModern Season 1 but don't worry if you missed it - just watch this recap and get ready for KateModern Season 2, which starts on January 14th!