Kabouter Wesley wants to fight with a mushroom and to smack his face. The mushroom, however, challenges him, saying "knock yourself out, I don't have a face anyway". The gnome who lives in the mushroom can't be smacked either because he wears glasses.
Kabouter Wesley runs into a hedgehog who is telling lame jokes. When he gives the hedgehog a beating, the hedgehog calls the police.
A pig, which looks like a badly drawn cat, runs into kabouter Wesley. It claims to be running away from the threat of extermination because of the pig plague. Two exterminators come looking for the pig. One of these exterminators continuously makes spelling errors in his spoken language, which the other exterminator is able to hear.
Kabouter Wesley meets an enchanted watering can that sets on fire when someone says "turbo turbo". Soon it seems that the enchantment also works on others.
Kabouter Wesley is visited by robots from the future. This 'future' more precisely being next week. Each of these robots is trying to sell him stickers for the Red Cross.
Kabouter Wesley plays the lottery but loses, causing him to get angry and work out his aggression on others. Suddenly it seems that he has won, but his winning ticket has been taken by one of his victims.
Kabouter Wesley and his computer Sloeber (poor bastard) participate in a competition for computers. As the result of a math computation, Sloeber solves a case and proves that Gnome Piet is a thief. He also shows an obscene picture of Gnome Jan.
Kabouter Wesley orders a pizza calzone, but keeps getting rhino instead. Also it emerges that these rhinos are not allowed to drink coke.
During a skiing holiday, kabouter Wesley skis into a mountain goat which later turns out to be the king of Mongolia.
Because the telephone company is conducting technical maintenance, kabouter Wesley has to phone using the refrigerator.
While at the beach, a dolphin calls in Wesley's help with rescuing orphans who are on a sinking boat. This turns out to be a trap, however, for the dolphin to steal Wesley's wallet.
Kabouter Wesley sees a UFO landing with a duck emerging from it. He takes a picture and sends it to a newspaper.
Kabouter Wesley does not want to buy fire insurance. When the salesman tells him that having insurance is mandatory by law, Wesley replies that eating one's own excrements is also mandatory by law.
An impulsive person throws over kabouter Wesley's home. The responsible, who is half-gnome-half-bulldozer, tells his sad life story to explain his actions.
Because of equal treatment, kabouter Wesley is forced to have more women appear in his episodes. He hires a woman, but is not sure what to do with her.
Kabouter Wesley gets a phone call from his future self. His future self has met aliens who want to learn how to play colour whist, but he needs a fourth player.
During reading, Wesley's lamp breaks down.
Kabouter Wesley buys a takeaway pitta. He takes the pitta home and gives it a tour of his house. After a while, the pitta gets hungry and asks "what's for dinner?".
Two gnomes play tricks on a police officer. When kabouter Wesley goes to see him and asks for help, the policeman, who believes another prank is pulled on him, can no longer stand it and kills Wesley.
Kabouter Wesley meets a small yellow bird that invites him to see a movie. Together they go watch Titanic at the cinema.
Kabouter Wesley meets a guy who seems to be making sarcastic remarks. Wesley has trouble figuring this out.
Gnome Wesley wants to get pilot license when suddenly 2 aliens appear, telling him they want earthlings to eat. They have a slip of the tongue, however, and say "Strawberries.
Gnome Wesley sits in a bar and says that the film Memento sucks. After that the whole story plays backwards.
Gnome Wesley meets a sea urchin who asks for a lift to the sea. Gnome Welsey takes him to his car...
Kabouter Wesley is happy because a new adventure starts. He decides to go outside, because there is always something going on there. And then, suddenly, he remembers that he forgot his hat.
Kabouter Wesley is walking when suddenly he notices a thousand-leaf clover.
Kabouter Wesley is making a stroll and comes by an awful lot of signs with superfluous information.
Kabouter Wesley enters a TV-quiz and he is posed a really hard question.
Kabouter Wesley tries to get out of his house, but he simply can't. The he decides to call a locksmith.
Kabouter Wesley comes by a crying pinguin and tries to console it.
Kabouter Wesley wants an ice cream, but the seller refuses to give him one.
Kabouter Wesley's TV has a manufacturing defect.
During his space travels Kabouter Wesley takes some pictures and learns about the ISO-sensitivity of photorolls.
One day, Kabouter Wesley receives a visit from two joking gnomes.
Kabouter Wesley goes to a movie studio and is amazed about the quality of the animation.
