Everything you always wanted to know about London's crooked square mile-but never dared to ask... Meet the King of Swing - Alfredo the doorman, who has sung with Frank Sinatra; and the Queen of Sound Effects Beryl, who is having problems unzipping a banana. Hear about naughty ladies and red stocking murders. Drink in the afternoon with Ian who knows all about hunting in Soho, and sympathise with old Frankie who says the girls just aren't what they used to be. He's right. Karen used to be a high-school teacher. Now she's a stripper. All in the best possible taste, of course...