Jackie Gleason welcomes back Jerry and Wayne Newton and comic Paul Lynde. Joe the Bartender and Crazy Guggenheim discuss Christopher Columbus. Gleason plays a golf match against Gary Snead (Lynde). The American Scene blackouts take on political conventions, evading a parking ticket, and getting one for littering. Lynde and Gleason run amuck at a friendship club for those over 38. The Newton Brothers perform "Bill Bailey"