The 'Immortal Snail' thought experiment has slowly became an internet meme, sitting just behind the 'Trolley Problem' in popularity... and today we'll be recreating that premise, in Skyrim. Today I'll be recieving 1 million septims as part of a deal... a deal that will see a murderous mudcrab with immortality chase me down from Riften to Solitude. Everywhere I go, whether its inside a home our outside on the road, this Mudcrab will chase me until I die. But can I finish the Dark Brotherhood questline while dealing with this menace... is it possible to even play Skyrim under these rules?