It’s 11:58 p.m. and Owen has just returned from a whirlwind trip to Europe and … an LA impound lot. He contemplates whether or not he’s in his YouTube era (spoiler: he is not) before launching into a recap of his European vacation. Owen discusses donning a durag for Hermès in France, meeting up with Jared’s mother (and religious IYD watcher—hi Kim!) in London, and fighting off fart allegations on a train to a remote area in France to meet his parents. Then, the narrative turns dark as Owen recounts his journey to find his car after returning home from Europe. He paints a picture of lasting trauma that is honestly still haunting him to this day (as in, he’s trying to find a DMV with lenient driving evaluators). Will Owen ever drive again? The answer is no but watch this anyways.
It's 9:59 p.m. and Owen's coworker Harry Jowsey has found himself-yes, all 6'5" of him-in bed with Owen (is that an HR violation?). They discuss Harry's lore, including his time on S1 of Too Hot to Handle and his past as a fuck boy. Owen and Harry talk about the magician they met at Unwell's Spring Break (blue gatorade, pls sponsor us!) and hanging out at Coachella together. Later, Owen learns about what it's like to live a day in Harry's life (he trades stocks?!), while Harry learns that Owen has a boyfriend (um, Jared!!). Harry also tells Owen about his bad boy past growing up in Australia and New Zealand (he lived in a tent by his school?!). Will Harry finally name the most famous person he's ever slept with? Watch this episode of In Your Dreams to find out!
It's 12:09 a.m. and it's about to be your new favorite episode of In Your Dreams because Owen's bedroom guest this evening is Brittany Broski! Owen and Brittany immediately bond over their shared love of manifesting and inspirational messages from SoulCycle instructors (weeping!). Then, Brittany shares a brief history of her fan fiction lore, while Owen shares his dealings with an animal psychic who labeled him a horse, emotionally. Owen is absolutely shocked to find out that Brittany does, in fact, read (George Orwell?!), despite her busy schedule as an Internet personality and newly-minted status of pop star. Later, Owen and Brittany reveal how horny they were for Sinners and steer the conversation towards Disney (we're adults!). After you're done watching this episode let us know what you'd FMK between Dubai chocolate, Labubu, and Crumbl Cookie.