After baffling the Catholic priest who will be marrying him to Mrs Hollingbery with thoughts on separate heavens Alf goes on his stag night where his friends have had a whip round for a cheap cutlery set and the bride comes in to take him home whilst he is enjoying himself with the stripper. Next day everybody assembles for the wedding but,on learning that he wants her to 'obey' him Mrs H jilts Alf at the altar,complaining about his cheap skate ways. Fred thinks he has had a lucky escape but Alf disagrees,claiming that he could have been watching West Ham instead.