Sketches include: Shawn is asked to take off Keenen's shoes and Damon's shirt in the show opener "Lean on Me, Beautiful" "Mitzvah Train" "Go On Girl" "Oswald Bates for The United Negro Scholarship Fund" "Too-Too Ethnic" "Lassie '90" "Richard Pryor: Scared for No Reason" "Vortex, the Super Absorbent Tampons"
Sketches include: Shawn tries to replace Keenen and take over in the show opener "Oprah" "Colt 45" (original FOX broadcast only) "The Exxxon Family" (replaces the above sketch on DVD and in syndication) "Great Moments in Black History: The First Self-Service Gas Station" "Jim Carrey's Celebrity Impressions Transition" "Rhythmless Nation" (cut on DVD) "Anton" "Men on Art"
Sketches include: "Untouchables" baseball bat dinner intro "Flatuscents" "Good Morning/Good Night" "Cephus & Reesie's Broadway Tour" (featuring Sandra Crouch and the Andraé Crouch Singers as backup singers) "The Buttmans: Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?" "Spike's Joint" (featuring cameo from Rosie Perez reprising her character from Do the Right Thing)
Sketches include: "Afro-phone" (does not air on Aspire) "Vera De Milo: Veracosa, Mistress of Destruction" "Cephus & Reesie: The Christmas Album" "Lil' Miss Trouble at the Museum" "Homey D. Clown: Homey Claus" Close featuring the infamous 25th episode cake incident, where David Alan Grier runs his finger through the cake and is subsequently caught and dumped, fanny-first, on top of it
Sketches include: "The Brothers Brothers: Tom and Tom for the Arizona Tourism Commission" "Johnny Abdul—Saudi-Rock Star" "The Last Orphan" "Velma Mullholland" "B.S. Brothers: Funky Finger Productions" "The Head Detective" (the Aspire version cuts off the sketch after the end of the opening hospital scene) Close featuring Rich Nice performing "Outstanding"
Sketches include: Keenen's grandmother operates the boom mic in the show opener "Benita Butrell: Block Captain" "Vanilla Ice - White White Baby" (featuring 2 Four 2 as backup dancers; cut from DVD) "Al Macafee, Prom Chaperone" "Oswald Meets the Parole Board" (featuring Wonderful Smith as a parole board member) "My Dark Conscience" "Fruit of the Loom Boxers"
Sketches include: "Anton Volunteers" (from Season 2, Episode 2) "Fashion Tampons" (from Season 2, Episode 14) "Spike's Joint" (from Season 2, Episode 3) "I Won't Drift Away" (from Season 2, Episode 5) "Ejector Bed" (repeat from Season 2, Episode 16) "Head Detective" (from Season 2, Episode 13) "Men on Film" (from Season 2, Episode 1)
Sketches include: Keenen demonstrates the comedy wheel of race in the show opener "Detective Head Goes Bowling" "Handi Man's Evil Twin" "The Arsenio Hall of Justice" (featuring Ellen Cleghorne as a courtroom observer) Close featuring Ice Cube introducing Public Enemy, who performed a medley of "Security of the First World", "Black Steel in the Hour of Chaos", "Buck Whylin'", "Fight the Power", and "911 Is a Joke"
Sketches include: "Three Champs and a Little Lady" (from Season 2, Episode 11) "Black Like You" (from Season 2, Episode 5) "New Ambassador" (from Season 1, Episode 5) "Tracy Chapman's Creative Process" (from Season 1, Episode 6; cut from DVD) "Mo' Money with Whiz and Ice" (from Season 1, Episode 9) "Vanilla Ice - White White Baby" (from Season 2, Episode 15; cut from DVD) Close featuring The Afros performing "This Jam's for You"
Sketches include: Kelly Coffield, T'Keyah Crystal Keymáh, and Kim Wayans replace the Fly Girls in the show opener "Lil' Magic: The Audition" "Oprah's Restaurant" (featuring Ellen Cleghorne as a restaurant customer) "Homey D. Clown: Homey Sells Out" "Men on Television: Blaine Becomes Hetero" Close featuring Dwayne Wayans
Sketches include: "Amazing Grace—Rocky VI" (from Season 2, Episode 9) "Vera DeMilo: Veracosa, Mistress of Destruction" (from Season 2, Episode 12) "Mudhead's Funeral" (from Season 2, Episode 1) "Men on Vacation" (from Season 2, Episode 9) "Homey D. Clown: When Homey Met Sally" (from Season 2, Episode 2)
Sketches include: "Sleazo's Pee Wee Herman Mugshot Doll and Pornhouse Playset" Keenen introduces the new cast members, as well as new Fly Girl Jennifer Lopez and DJ Twist, in the show opener "Crown Heights Story" (cut from DVD) "Misery II: with Rick James" "Homey D. Clown: Homey Meets the Man" (conclusion to last season's "Homey Sells Out" sketch) "The Head Detective Goes Undergarment"
Sketches include: "Jesse Jackson's Children Books" (a.k.a. "Green Eggs and the Gubmint Cheese") "LL Cool JJ -- Mama's Gonna Kick Me Out" (cut from DVD) "Hey Mon: The Hedleys vs. The Wans" "Funky Finger Productions" "Fire Marshal Bill: Cruise Vacation" Close featuring Leaders of the New School performing "Teachers, Don't Teach Us Nonsense!!"
Sketches include: "Sally Struthers: Adopt a Child Star" "Muttco's Coyote Ugly One-Night Stand Escape Kit" "The Brothers Brothers: Black Like You" "Minute Maiden and Minute Man Sex Partner Replacement Juice" "Ninja Home Security System" "Milk Commercial with Vera DeMilo" "Home Alone Again with Michael Jackson" (featuring Jonathan Taylor Thomas as Macaulay Culkin) Close featuring Nice & Smooth performing a medley of "Hip Hop Junkies" and "How to Flow"
Sketches include: "The Jackson Bunch" (parody of The Brady Bunch; cut from DVD) "Act Up! Guy in the Park" "Arsenio Hall: Dare To Say 'Hmmmm" (featuring Danielle Harris as a teen drug abuser) "Ice Poe: Street Poet" "Samantha Kinison: The Kinisons at Home" (with guest star Sam Kinison as himself) Close featuring Sam Kinison
Sketches include: Michael Jackson: Am I Black or White (cut from DVD) "B.S. Brothers at the Funeral" (featuring Wonderful Smith as the reverend) Darnel Bond: Agent 006 (cut from DVD) "Handi-Man and the Tiny Avenger" (featuring Debbie Lee Carrington as the Tiny Avenger) Close featuring A Tribe Called Quest performing "Check the Rhime"
Sketches include: "Homeboyz Shopping Network" "Fire Marshall Bill at the Sports Bar" "Sugar Ray's Celebrity Interviews" (with guest stars Phil Buckman, Blair Underwood, Pauly Shore, and Corin Nemec) "Men on Football" (all versions - including DVD and syndication - edit out ad-libbed lines implying that Richard Gere and Carl Lewis are homosexuals) "Background Guy: Super Bowl Interview" Close featuring Sam Kinison, followed by Color Me Badd performing "I Wanna Sex You Up"
Sketches include: "MC Hammer: Too Sold Out to Quit" (cut from DVD) "Timbuk: The Last Runaway Slave" (repeat from Season 3, episode 8) "The Al Sharpton and Louis Farrakhan Comedy Hour: Haunted House" (replaces the above sketch on FXX, Aspire, and On Demand) "Rescue Whenever" "The One Night Stand" (featuring show writer Larry Wilmore as a bar patron) "Anton Gets Rich" Released on DVD as episode 10 of Season 4.
(not included on the DVD; all of the sketches are from previous episodes) Wilt Chamberlain Memorial (from Season 3, episode 10) The Al Sharpton and Louis Farrakhan Comedy Hour: Jews on First (from Season 3, episode 2) Velma and The Burglar (from Season 3, episode 2) Men on Football (from Season 3, episode 16) Ugly Woman: Blind Date (from Season 3, episode 12)
Best of episode, sketches include: "Wilt Chamberlain Memorial" (from Season 3, episode 10) "The Al Sharpton and Louis Farrakhan Comedy Hour: Jews on First" (from Season 3, episode 2) "Velma and The Burglar" (from Season 3, episode 2) "Men on Football" (from Season 3, episode 16) "Ugly Woman: Blind Date" (from Season 3, episode 12)
Sketches include: "Krazy Poly-Dente" "Cousin Elsee" Fly Girls dance number featuring Alex Magno "B. S. Brothers: Hollywood Tour" "Reality Check: Bald Men vs. Men with Hair" "Ghost II: Sammy Davis, Jr.'s Spirit" (from Season 3, episode 19; replaces the above two sketches on Aspire) "Les and Wes: Go West, Les and Wes" Close featuring Heavy D & the Boyz with Tupac Shakur and Flavor Flav performing "You Can't See What I Can See"
Music video special; new wraparounds with Crystal as Downtown Julie Brown (entire episode omitted from DVD) Michael Bolton: When a Man Needs a Big Hit MC Hammer: Can't Touch This (from Season 1, episode 11) Crystal Waters: My Songs Are Mindless (from Season 3, episode 9) Vanilla Ice: White White Baby (from Season 2, episode 15) Prince Butt Out Jeans (from Season 3, episode 3) Paula Abdul: Promise of a Thin Me (from Season 3, episode 8) Jimmie Walker: Mama's Gonna Kick Me Out (from Season 3, episode 4) Michael Jackson: Am I Black or White (from Season 3, episode 14) Closing: Jodeci performs X's We Share
Sketches include: "SillyCone Breast Implants" "Benita Butrell: Delegate" "Crazy Tom's" (featuring show writer and future cast member Marc Wilmore as Crazy Tom) "FOX Special: Elvis Sighting" (from Season 3, episode 19; replaces the above sketch on Aspire) "LaShawn: Museum Guide" "Fire Marshal Bill: Space Station Safety" Close featuring MC Lyte performing "Poor Georgie"
Sketches include: "The Law Offices of Oswald Bates" "Detective Head: On Head Majesty's Secret Service" "Super Clyde" "Great Moments in Black History: The Jheri Curl" (from Season 3, episode 13; replaces "Super Clyde" on Aspire) "Sleazo's Pee Wee Herman Mugshot Doll and Pornhouse Playset" (from Season 3, episode 1; replaces "Super Clyde" on Aspire) "Ugly Woman: Dating Game"
Sketches include: "Ross Perot at NAACP Meeting" Keenen introduces the new Fly Girls and cast members in the show opener "Fire Marshal Bill Rebuilds Los Angeles" "Rodney King and Reginald Denny Public Service Announcement" "Edward James Olmos Does Yardwork" "Benita Butrell at the L.A. Riots" Close featuring Redman performing "Blow Your Mind"
Sketches include: "Saturday Night Live's Chris Rock and Garrett Morris for Anonymous Express" (featuring Molly Shannon as a tourist) "Ugly Woman: Wanda Meets Luther the Ugly Man" "Loomis Simmons: Make Me Rich!" "Handi-Man Loses His Powers" (with guest star Damon Wayans as Handi-Man) Close featuring Pete Rock & CL Smooth performing "Straighten It Out"
Sketches include: "Vera DeMilo and Little Richard: The Stank of a Woman" (cut from DVD) "The Bodyguard with Grace Jones" (cut from DVD) "Cousin Elsee: At the Hospital" "Why: Rap Music Used for Commercials" "The Dysfunctional Home Show: Belated Christmas Special" "Mr. & Mrs. Brooks Second Honeymoon" Close featuring Digable Planets performing "Rebirth of Slick (Cool Like Dat)"
Sketches include: "The Capitol Hillbillies" "Benita Butrell: Physician's Office" "Amy Fisher's 'Bang for Your Buck' Seminar" "Tales from the Crib" (featuring Marlon Wayans as the cryptkeeper) "Ross Perot Buys Up Airtime" "You Bet Your Career" Close featuring Father MC performing "Everything's Gonna Be Alright"
Sketches include: "La Toya Jackson: Michael Unwrapped" "Home Alone Again with Michael Jackson" (repeat from Season 3, episode 6) "Michael Jackson Potato Head" (repeat from Season 1, episode 10) "La Toya Jackson: Michael Unwrapped" (conclusion) "Family Feud's The Royal Family and The Jacksons" (with guest star Ray Combs as himself) Close featuring Another Bad Creation performing "Iesha" (repeat from Season 2, Episode 18)
Sketches include: "Oswald: Booked on Phonics" (with guest star Damon Wayans as Oswald Bates) "Forever Silky" "Lashawn: Dry Cleaners" (with guest star Sherman Hemsley as Mr. Jefferson) "Reality Check: Singing to Aretha Franklin" (cut from DVD) "Fire Marshall Bill: Teppanyaki Restaurant Safety" Close featuring Arrested Development performing "Mr. Wendal"
Sketches include: "Joe Jackson: Lock You in the Closet" (cut from DVD) "Suzanne Sommers for Thighmaster" "Calhoun Tubbs: Prison Performance" "Little Richard in: Dirty Little Dick" "Geraldo Rivera: The Black Child Star Mill" "Rodney Dangerfield Gets Pulled Over" (with guest star Dangerfield as himself) "Mr. & Mrs. Brooks: Garage Sale" Close featuring Shawn Wayans as Chris Rock and Jamie Foxx as Garrett Morris
Sketches include: "Men on Film Festival" (excerpt from Season 3, Episode 10) "Rise to Stardom" (repeat of "Men on Films II" from Season 2, Episode 1; introduced by Chris Connelly) "Cliff Hanger" (excerpt from Season 2, Episode 24 and repeat of "Men on Film: Straight Man Out" from Season 3, Episode 2; introduced by Jeffrey Lyons) "Sponsors" (excerpts from Season 1, Episode 4; Season 1, Episode 7; Season 2, Episode 9; Season 3, Episode 16; Season 4, Episode 9; and Season 4, Episode 15; introduced by Michael Medved) "Ratings" (excerpts from Season 1, Episode 1; Season 1, Episode 4; Season 1, Episode 7; Season 2, Episode 9; Season 3, Episode 16; Season 4, Episode 9; and Season 4, Episode 15; introduced by Chris Connelly) "Men on Film Festival" (excerpt from Season 3, Episode 10)
Sketches include: "Isabel Sanford's Weezies brand Throat Drops" (featuring Marc Wilmore as Sanford) "A Different Message" "Why: Reporters Affecting Accents" "Super Dave Dance Transition/Finale" (with guest star Super Dave Osborne as himself) "Charles Bronson's 'Make a Death Wish' Foundation" "Super Dave Dance Transition/Finale" (conclusion) "Grandpa and Duke the Dead Dog: Best in Show" Close featuring Naughty by Nature performing "Hip Hop Hooray"
Sketches Include: "Achy Breaky Head" (cut from DVD) "Great Moments In Black History: The First Record Scratcher" "Al Sharpton's Hunger Strike" "Reality Check: Bald Men vs. Men with Hair" (repeat from Season 3, episode 28) "What If Archie Bunker was Black?" (would later become "All Up in the Family" in the fifth season; featuring Marc Wilmore as Bunker) "Mr. Rogers: Insufferable Prick" (a.k.a. "Mr. Rogers at the Video Store") Close featuring Heavy D & the Boyz performing "Truthful"
Sketches Include: "Rodney King and Reginald Denny PSA" (repeat from Season 4, episode 1) "Why? Black Eyewitnesses" (repeat from Season 4, episode 11) "Oswald: Booked on Phonics" (repeat from Season 4, episode 17) "Ross Perot Buys Up Airtime" (repeat from Season 4, episode 13) "Driving Miss Schott" (repeat from Season 4, episode 11) "Beauty Tips with Lori Davis" (repeat from Season 4, episode 4) "Trail Mix-a-Lot" in "Baby Got Snacks" (repeat from Season 4, episode 5; cut from DVD) "Ugly Wanda: Dracula" (repeat from Season 4, episode 10)
Sketches include: "What If Barbra Streisand was Black?" "Al MacAfee: Metal Detector at School" "Sheila Peace: Employment Agency" "Lashawn: Makeover" "The Black People's Show" (with guest star Jenifer Lewis as Tonya Hodges) Close featuring Prince Markie Dee & The Soul Convention performing "Typical Reasons (Swing My Way)"
Sketches include: "Reality Check: Dancing Like The Fly Girls" (cut from DVD) "Baby Lonnie at the Doctor" "Overly Confident Gay Man Comes Out" "Snookie" (with guest star Jenifer Lewis as Snookie) "Sgt. Koon's Police Academy" (featuring Molly Shannon as a cadet) Close featuring Da Youngsta's performing "Crewz Pop"
Sketches include: "The Player's Club brand Billy Club" (repeat from Season 3, episode 22) "SillyCone Brand Breast Implants" (repeat from Season 3, episode 29) "Vera De Milo: Milk Commercial" (repeat from Season 3, episode 6) "Sally Struthers: Feed the Planet" (repeat from Season 3, episode 18) "Tes-T-Shields Masculine Hygiene Pads" (repeat from Season 3, episode 12) "Muttco's Coyote Ugly One-Night Stand Escape Kit" (repeat from Season 3, episode 6) "George Hamilton Luggage and Belts" (repeat from Season 4, episode 4) "Amy Fisher's "Bang For Your Buck" Seminar" (repeat from Season 4, episode 13) "Juicemania" (repeat from Season 4, episode 5)
Sketches include: "Arsenio Hall, Whoopi Goldberg, and Jay Leno: Undigable Hosts" (cut from DVD) "Loomis Simmons: Psychic Hotline" "MTV's Teen Court" "James Brown in The Groom Room" (with guest star Brown as himself) "Carl "The Tooth" Williams" (cut from DVD) Close featuring Showbiz and A.G. with Dres performing "Bounce Ta This"
Sketches include: "The Superfly" (repeat from Season 2, episode 20) "El Grande Y Spectacular Muchacho Rocketeer" ("The Mexican Rocketeer") (repeat from Season 3, episode 3) "My Left Foot of Fury" (repeat from Season 3, episode 10) "Oswald: Silence of the Lambs II" (repeat from Season 3, episode 2) "Passenger 227" (repeat from Season 4, episode 20) "Ugly Wanda in Basic Instank II" (repeat from Season 4, episode 2)
Sketches include: "Heterosexual Pride Parade" "Reality Check: Wearing a Bikini" (does not air on Aspire) "Calhoun Tubbs: Chuck E. Cheddar" "Thelma & Louise Jefferson" (featuring Marc Wilmore as Louise Jefferson and Brian George as Mr. Bentley) "Mrs. Sheridan's Phone Call" (with guest star Jenifer Lewis as Mrs. Sheridan) "Ugly Wanda: The Queen of the Old West" (with guest star Mario Van Peebles as a posse member) Close featuring Onyx performing "Slam"
Sketches include: "Elvis Sighting" (repeat from Season 3, episode 19) "What If Bob Hope Were Black?" (repeat from Season 4, episode 15) "Woody Allen: Date The Children" (repeat from Season 4, episode 3) "Jay Leno" (repeat from Season 4, episode 4) "You Bet Your Career" (repeat from Season 4, episode 13) Close featuring Shawn Wayans as Chris Rock and Jamie Foxx as Garrett Morris (repeat from Season 4, episode 18)
Sketches include: "Joe Jackson: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Jacksons" "In Living Color Complaint Line" "Lashawn: Beauty Shop" (with guest star LaWanda Page as Grandma) "Why? Star Trek Aliens Portrayed By Black People" (featuring Molly Shannon as an Enterprise crew member) "B.S. Brothers: Big Break" (repeat from Season 2, Episode 14) "In Living Color Complaint Line #2" "The Champ: The Tooth Goes to Senate" (featuring Larry Wilmore as a doctor) "In Living Color Complaint Line #3"
Sketches include: "Michael Jackson: Little Billy's Not My Lover" (featuring Denise Richards as Brooke Shields; cut from DVD) "The Dirty Dozens Game Show" (featuring show writer Nick Bakay as host Stu Dunfy) "Ball Park Breast and Butt Implants" "Baptist Church Revival Olympics" "Fire Marshal Bill at the Hospital"
Sketches include: "Snow: Impostor" (cut from DVD) "Ike Turner & Hooch/FOX News Special Report: The Reginald Denny Riots" "The Honeymooners" '93: New Jack Swing Dancing "Cheap Pete at the Convenience Store" (with guest star Chris Rock as Cheap Pete) "Ace and Main Man" Meet Tupac (with guest star Tupac as himself)
Sketches include: "Loomis Simmons: Knock You Up" "Prison Cable Network: Mr. Cell Block Beauty Pageant" (cut from DVD) "An Apology from the Denny's Spokeswomen" "Unpoetic Justice" "Carl 'The Tooth' Williams: Shot at the Title" (with guest star Thomas Hearns as himself) "Funky Finger Productions" a.k.a. "B.S. Brothers: Talk Show"
Sketches include: "The Los Angeles Riots Anniversary Show" (cut from DVD; the FXX and Aspire versions inexplicably cut out the beginning of Rodney King's song near the end of the sketch, where he mentions driving down Foothill Boulevard; featuring Nick Bakay as Laurence Powell) "NBA Fan Harasses Player" (with guest star Chris Rock as the fan) "The Depressed Irish Singer at the Mental Hospital" "FOX Sports: The Anorexic Sumo Wrestler" "Deronda and Pookie Play Family" "Wanda and her Baby, Part 2: The Detective" "MTV Unplugged: Jodeci" (cut from DVD)
Sketches include: "Hag Team: Droop! There It Is" (cut from DVD) "Rush and Al's Big and Loud Men's Clothes Store" "Background Guy: The FOX Newsroom" "A Few Minutes with Randy Rooney" (a.k.a. "What If Andy Rooney Were Black?") "Cheap Pete at the Bar" (with guest star Chris Rock as Cheap Pete) "Ace and the Main Man" (with guest star Marsha Warfield as herself) Close featuring Guru with N'Dea Davenport performing "Trust Me"
Sketches include: "Wanda and Her Baby, Part 3: Wanda Writes in her Diary" "Carl 'The Tooth' Williams: Rocky Parody" (cut from DVD) "Circus of the Black Stars" "Magnifico Lets Himself Go" "Fire Marshal Bill: Magic Show Safety" (the FXX and Aspire reruns edit out Fire Marshall Bill's line that implies he and an Arab man named Abdul were involved with the 1993 World Trade Center bombing) Close featuring Leaders of the New School performing "What's Next"
Sketches include: "Wanda and Her Baby, Part 4A: Ugly Wanda at the Door" "HBO's Sam Kinison: Live From Hell" "AT&T Frequent Caller Plan" (a.k.a. "Tiny the Obscene Phone Caller") "Wanda and Her Baby, Part 4B: Ugly Wanda at the Door" "Insensitive Therapist (a.k.a. Dr. Inappropriato)" "The Dirty Dozens II" (featuring Nick Bakay as Stu Dunfy) "Wanda and Her Baby, Part 4C: Ugly Wanda at the Door" Close featuring Lords of the Underground performing a medley of "Chief Rocka" and "Here Come the Lords"
Sketches include: "Rush and Al's 'Can't We All Just Sweat Along?' Gym and Home Fitness Program" "All Up In The Family: Gloria's Jamaican Boyfriend" "The Waiter Who Knows Too Many Specials" "Wanda and Her Baby: Wanda Meets Barry Bonds" (with guest star Bonds as himself) "East Hollywood Squares II" (with guest stars Peter Marshall and Gary Coleman as themselves)
Sketches include: "Vera DeMilo: I Need a Buffneck" (cut from DVD) "Carl the Tooth Williams Parachutes In" "Pavarotti's New Back-Up Singers" (cut from DVD) "What If The Menendez Brothers Were Black?" "Lorena Bobbit for the Deboner 2000" "Sammy and the Man: The Police Officer Puppet" "Umbilical Barry at the College Party" Close featuring Us3 performing "Cantaloop (Flip Fantasia)"
Sketches include: "B.E.T. Fall Lineup: The Mary Tyler Mo' Sho' "Loomis Simmons: Custom Built Condoms" "Depressed Irish Singer at the Men's Homeless Shelter" "Geraldo: Illegitimate Black Children of White Celebrities" "Ace and Main Man Meet Johnny Gill" (with guest star Gill as himself) Close featuring Patra with Lyn Collins performing "Think (About It)"
Sketches include: "Marlee Matlin Sings & Raps Deaf Def Jams" (cut from DVD) "Cheap Pete On A Date" (with guest star Chris Rock as Cheap Pete) "AWF's Tag-Team Wrestling: Rush & Al vs. Howard Stern & Robin Quivers" "East Hollywood Squares" (with guest stars Peter Marshall and Fred Berry as themselves)
Sketches include: "Tonya Harding for The Club" "All Up In The Family: Cross-Eyed Boss' White Wife" "John Bobbit: The New Six Million Dollar Man" "Hemorrhoid Guy: Stuck in the Operating Room" (with guest stars Chris Rock as Cheap Pete and Biz Markie as a window washer) "Ugly Wanda and Her Uglier Sister" (with guest star Biz Markie as Wanda's uglier sister, Judy)
Sketches include: "Tonya Harding: Mark Jackson Free Throw" (with guest star Jackson as himself) "The B.S. Brothers Pitch Shoes" (with guest stars Isiah Thomas, John Starks, Charles Oakley, Anthony Bonner, Anthony Mason, Herb Williams, and Patrick Ewing as themselves) "Rap Masterpiece Theater: Rap Lyric Dramatic Readings" (cut from DVD) "The White League" (with guest stars Roy Firestone, Danny Manning, Vlade Divac, and James Worthy as themselves) "Run PMS: Wanna Man" (cut from DVD) "Ace And Main Man Meet Kareem Abdul-Jabbar" (with guest star Abdul-Jabbar as himself) Close featuring Shaquille O'Neal, followed by the video for his song "I'm Outstanding"
Sketches include: "Risky Business II: The Menendez Brothers" (featuring Nick Bakay as Lyle Menendez; cut from DVD) "Carl 'The Tooth' Williams's Paternity Suit" (with guest star Biz Markie as Williams' friend) "San Francisco" (Philadelphia parody, with guest star Chris Rock as one of the gay attorneys) "Dirty Dozens Tournament Of Champions" (featuring Nick Bakay as Stu Dunfy, with guest stars Biz Markie as contestant "Foosball" Franklin and Ed O'Neill as himself)
Sketches include: "Dr Kervorkian's Home Remedies" "Great Moments In Black History: The First Def Comedy Jam" "Thugs" (parody of COPS; coincidentally, Saturday Night Live had a similar sketch on the season 19 episode hosted by Martin Lawrence) "Proud Gay Man at a Burger Joint" "Sweet Tooth Jones: The Hollywood School of Self-Defense" Close featuring Simple E performing "Play My Funk"
Sketches include: "Loomis Simmons: Make Him Jealous!" (with guest star Biz Markie as "Albert Einstein") "66th Annual Academy Awards Highlights" "Grandpa and Duke: Beethoven's Sidekick Audition" "Cheap Pete Gets Married" (with guest star Chris Rock as Cheap Pete) "Umbilical Barry Rides the Subway" "Hemorrhoid Patient: Stuck in the Hallway" Close featuring Eazy-E with Dresta and B.G. Knocc Out performing "Real Compton City G's"
Sketches include: "Rush And Al's Greatest Hits" (cut from DVD) "Cheap Pete At The Carnival" (with guest star Chris Rock as Cheap Pete) "Loomis Simmons: Let Me Harass You!" "The Scary Larry Show" (a.k.a. The Vietnam Vet Kids' Show Host) "East Hollywood Squares IV" (with guest star Peter Marshall as himself) Close featuring Souls of Mischief performing "93 'til Infinity"
Sketches include: "Snoop Dogg: Drivin' Down the Street" (cut from DVD) "Sweet Tooth Jones: Sexual Harassment Seminar" "Michael Jackson at Disneyworld" (cut from DVD; does not air on Aspire) "Ed Baker, The Insensitive Guidance Counselor" (with guest star Biz Markie as student Marlin Kane) "Ugly Wanda: Bachelor Auction" (with guest star Luther Vandross as himself) Close featuring Boss performing "Progress of Elimination"
Sketches include: "Rap Masterpiece Theatre: Rap Lyric Dramatic Readings II" (cut from DVD) "Candy Cane: Candy Gets Replaced" "The Waiter in the Diner" (cut from DVD; does not air on Aspire) "Chris Rock's Speech" (cut from DVD; does not air on Aspire) "Grandpa & Duke the Dead Dog: A Time for Love" "Family Dozens" (featuring Nick Bakay as Stu Dunfy)
Sketches include: "Mustang Brothel for Vista Credit Cards" (does not air on Aspire) "Wile E. Coyote's Mall Appearance" "Infomercial Awards" "All Up in the Family: Gay Barney" "Deronda and Pookie Play Party" "The B.S. Brothers: Gangsta Rappers" Close featuring Meshell Ndegeocello performing "If That's Your Boyfriend (He Wasn't Last Night)"
Homeboy Shopping Network / Fire Marshall Bill / Men On Football / Background Guy / Color Me Badd performs "I Wanna Sex You Up" (The "Men on Football" segment contains a couple of ad-libbed jokes that were later removed from the master tape)
Sketches include: Michael Bolton: "When a Man Needs a Big Hit" MC Hammer: "Can't Touch This" (from Season 1, episode 11) Crystal Waters: "My Songs Are Mindless" (from Season 3, episode 9) Vanilla Ice: "White White Baby" (from Season 2, episode 15) Prince Butt Out Jeans (from Season 3, episode 3) Paula Abdul: "Promise of a Thin Me" (from Season 3, episode 8) Jimmie Walker: "Mama's Gonna Kick Me Out" (from Season 3, episode 4) Michael Jackson: "Am I Black or White" (from Season 3, episode 14) Close featuring Jodeci performing "Xs We Share"