Today I show you how to correctly milk a cow. Milking a cow can be an extremely dangerous task if you don't know how to do it correctly, so it's important that you learn from me; a trained professional milker (All animals, including grandparents) . How do you think farmers learnt to milk their cattle? I taught them. When it comes to milking cattle there are quite a few popular methods, such as: 1. Milking a Cow by Hand 2. Milking a Cow by Machine 3. Milking a Cow by Foot 4. Milking a Cow by Big Toe 5. Milking a Cow by Sloth 6. Milking a Cow by Erect Teat All of which are covered and explained in this video. Click Here To Eggscribe! --► http://bit.ly/Eggscribe Share this Milking technique around! Tweet it! --► http://clicktotweet.com/KXVd1 Have a video Suggestion? Post it in the Comments Section, Contact me through my Facebook page or Tweet me! Connect with me! Facebook ► http://www.facebook.com/HowToBasic Twitter ► http://www.twitter.com/HowToBasic Instagram ► http://instagram.com/HowToBasic 2ND Channel ► http://www.youtube.com/HowToBasic2 T-Shirts & Eggy Merchandise ► http://howtobasic.spreadshirt.com/ Have a friend that may be interested in milking a cows teat? Link them to this video! You'll help improve their milking abilities. HowToBasic howtobasic How To Basic