The End of Days is not nigh - It's here.
Boredom... the figurative death.
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the zombies bite.
Drink to the dead. May they never be undead.
Some matters are more pressing than the apocalypse.
There's a monster in the closet. It's raiding your wardrobe.
There's nothing more important than friendship. Except for food. Screw friendship.
Honesty. The best policy? Debatable.
To survive the apocalypse, you need a sense of humor.
Voting: the constitutional popularity contest.
Time to take out the trash.
In the game of HOUSED, you record, or you die.