Large Flightless Birds

Casey is upset when her housemates decline to accompany her on their annual vacation. McCusky has met the woman of his dreams in a bar, but spilled his drink on the name and number she gave him and knows only that ""her name has an F in it."" Riley has been fired from his newspaper job - because all the well researched and written obituaries he printed were for people not actually dead yet - and invests his severance pay in an ostrich pair for breeding purposes, which proceed to terrorize the household.