Jason falls for a fifth grader, but he can't get beyond that awkward, initial 'stalking'phase. He asks Brendon for help, but Brendon has bigger problems: after cheating on a test, he's being blackmailed by Jr. Adelberg, Walter and Perry. Melissa, feeling left out, helps Coach McGuirk cheat in traffic school.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bill Braudis | Writer | ||
| Brendon Small | Writer | ||
| Mary Lynn Rajskub | Guest Star | ||
| Loren Bouchard | Director |