A Thousand's Never Enough

Terry Huffer (Mark Mitchinson, for whom this six-part web series was written by Justin Harwood) is sinking a pint at the Piha Bowling Club, where he spies sexy Shona (Danielle Mason). Shona's husband hails Terry over to solve a dispute about Paul McCartney, then leaves on a job. Alone at last, Shona simply can not resist Terry's charms ("You might be a rude, creepy stalker but you're not a bad dude"). Camerawork by Chris Matthews and music by The Bee Gees, The Who, The Rolling Stones, Al Green and Neil Diamond.