It’s #SharkWeek and you know what that means. Shark Boy, half fish, half man, sinks next to RJ City to wax nautical about his origin story, fish genitalia, growing up in dehydrated Dayton, Ohio, Sea World, freak shows, Les Thatcher, HWA, Jeff Jarrett, Terry Funk, his 6-month WCW contract, being on MTV, not lawsuits, not being on the O'Reilly Factor, his son being an inventor, Steve Austin, comas, CTE, clam juice, fish puns, Discovery, WBD, fish racism, shark representation, Alec Baldwin, shark fin soup and why you can never have too much fin.